Wednesday, September 20, 2006 :::
My fortune cookie has an attitude.
My dad has mutant eyebrows. And he doesn't have the ambition to keep them in line, so they grow and curl and ensnare his glasses like wild jungle grass. I'm hoping I didn't inherit that gene. I've been more and more worried about the hair on my ears lately, though. It's still baby soft white but seems to be growing at a faster pace and to a longer length lately. It's only a matter of time before it darkens to be even more noticeable. Why does head-top hair turn white with age but ear hair darkens? That's lame.
At least there's no sign of any growth on my back yet, so I'm keeping my fingers crossed on that one.
Speaking of hair, they say that everything's been done before, but I hadn't even considered this type of hairdo to be a possibility until now:
The guy did it for $1,000 bet. It'd be kinda cool if it were longer. Like a lion's mane or something.
::: posted by dan at 6:37 PM :: [ link ] :: (5) comments
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I'm a 40 year old guy I found "Nair Face Cream" works great on ear hair !!
By , at 9:16 PM
I feel your pain. I have found the time between eebrow waxes to become shorter and shorter lately.
I have been known to ignore them, so my roommates love to affectionately call me "chewbacca"...
I also worry about the white white hairs that someday will grow darker. I see laser hair removal in our near future...
By the other sarah, at 11:29 AM
Dan. I think your eyes look so purdy.
By , at 1:14 PM
Dan, you easily have a non-plucked inch between your brows. How is that unruly? Please google Fernando Alonso, or maybe you don't have to if you are a rabid F1 fan like myself. Now, that dude has "unruly eyebrows." And yet, he's super hot. Okay, he *is* a Formula One driver. And he is *a Spaniard*. But no one cares about his eyebrows, is my point. We just care about the man behind the brow. And that man is you, Dan. Or, in his case, Fernando Alonso. But you get me, right?
But ear hair is a totally different story.
By tcarole, at 9:32 PM
I got a fortune cookie that said "you will make a name for yourself." today. I wonder what I'll be famous for... I'm pretty sure internation sex symbol is out of the picture. Besides, you already have that title Dan.
By the other sarah, at 12:37 AM
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