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Monday, September 25, 2006 :::

Drunk at the Wax Museum

I went to the wax museum in Vegas after having had a few too many beers. And apparently I REALLY enjoyed it.

See for yourself: Drunk at the Wax Museum

There are more vegas pictures here, for the interested, but I can sum it up pretty easy: drink, eat, gamble, drink, eat, gamble, visit Hoover dam, drink, eat, gamble, drink, drink, drink.

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okay, a few things:
a. you look really skinny, and hot.
b. who is in the orange dress? the one with the jelly. i don't get it.
c. my mom will fight you for Clooney.
d. you should hav faced the other way with seacrest and actually outted him.
e. I'm crazy jealous. and will do anythin to go with you to Vegas next time. Anything.

By Blogger the other sarah, at 12:01 AM  

It was Beyonce in the orange dress, and I hate to disappoint you, but even though I had an awesome time, I think I am done with Vegas for a long long long long long time.

By Blogger dan, at 12:11 AM  

Yay - you're back! Those frankfurts were making me mighty queesy.

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 1:02 AM  

i can't believe you're actually allowed to play with the wax models, like, touch their groins and stuff. well, if you're up for a little do you get so many people onto your blog (including me)? the power of the internet never ceases to astound me.

By Blogger Ems, at 3:38 AM  

is that a boner in pic 0901?

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 9:16 AM  

Okay, that was all totally awesome.

By Anonymous dani, at 10:14 AM  

I just have to give K-Mack a shout out.

She is one sexy bitch.

By Blogger Joe, at 10:50 AM  


You always look precocious & HOT!!! Glad you're back man.

Mikey ~
Friday the 13th

By Anonymous Mikey, at 12:37 PM  

OMG! It does look like a boner in that pic! Grrrr....

By Anonymous Mikey, at 12:40 PM  

I just posted a link to ti spost at my favorite messageboard, and a lovely lady who posts there is begging me to score her an introduction.

By Blogger pd, at 12:44 PM  

I have to tell you a few things. One, you never fail to have me laughing until I cry. I've had an incredibly crappy week and your Vegas pics were a god-send. Two, you, my friend, are one pasty dude. I hope you put on the SPF 400 while out there. And Three, all your female friends are hot, and I'd like to offer myself as a personal love slave to the Angelina Jolie look alike one.
Again, thanks, dan, for the laughter!

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 2:38 PM  

oh, and by the Angelina Jolie look alike, I mean K-mack. Grrrrrrrr.......

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 2:51 PM  

Hi Dan! Good to have you back, those wieners were terrible.
Don't you guys want to come to Europe next? Octoberfest has just started...

By Anonymous Georg, at 4:21 PM  

I love how in pic 0902 there is some lady picking out a wedgie in the background - priceless.

By Anonymous PocketChange, at 7:33 PM  

hi dan,
am digging this post about the wax museum 'cause i'm reading it in my hotel room IN VEGAS RIGHT NOW! omg!
i didn't know you had made that special pilgrimage...this is my first time, too.

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 8:35 PM  

Those pics are great - it's pretty unbelievable how short some of those people must really be. I mean, if those wax models are accurate, most of Hollywood is populated by near-midgets. Oh, and Dan? How 'bout using the red-eye reduction feature on your photo software?

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 9:21 AM  

Picture 712 is FANTASTIC!


By Anonymous Anonymous, at 10:58 AM  

I thought what happens in Vegas is supposed to stay in Vegas?

You have a remarkable range :)

By Blogger Lubin, at 12:48 PM  

Are you seriously allowed to manhandle wax figures like that? I don't think you are.

I remember the last time I was drunk at Sea world, we were at the stingray part where you can touch them. The dude was goading me into touching the tails (it was two days after steve died) so I thrust my hand into the water. He said "Not so hard, you'll break it-" Too late. I came up holding the tail triumphantly, screaming that I was better than Steve Irwin. What was the point of this story? Even breaking the tail off of a stingray and yelling that Irwin can suck my balls wasn't as bad as you grabbing Jenna Jameson's naughty parts.

By Blogger Alicia, at 2:00 PM  

you're allowed to drink beer in the wax museum??
0457...what exactly are you doing? It looks very naughty.
a thousand kisses for 0547, you rock.

By Anonymous lola, at 3:37 PM  

DAYUM - nice cleavage and curves on your hot womanfriends there, Dan (No wonder 0901)...

By Anonymous Richard, at 2:37 AM  

When I saw your Halloween Tragedy I became a fan. but this...? this just made me fall in love a little....

By Anonymous Rebecca, at 10:54 AM  

AA Dan, AA. They can help.

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 3:48 PM  

Oh, let's just get married already. Please make an honest woman out of me.

By Blogger Two Scoops, at 1:57 PM  

You are very photogenic. Do you have that special "slimming" camera?

Seriously, though, thanks. I just about peed my pants looking at your vegas pics.

By Blogger tcarole, at 9:57 PM  

Oh my GOD, you guys killed me. And I applaude you for not getting thrown out. We always walk past the musium with a "well.. maybe..." but I could never quite do it justice.

Dammit I need to get back to Vegas, I've fallen behind my once a year scedule.

By Blogger elcynic, at 7:03 PM  

It reaked of repressed homosexual desires.

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 10:50 PM  

I've never wanted to go to a wax museum before, but now that I see you can pose with them, I'm dying to! (I assume you're not *supposed* to pose with them, but you made it look so easy!). Loved the Siegfried and Roy one and the Elvis one the best. Hilarious.

By Anonymous Zoe, at 12:30 PM  

Oh, and I also meant to say, as another web designer, that I really liked how you laid it out. Where'd you get the Las Vegas skyline pic?

By Anonymous Zoe, at 12:31 PM  

Siegfried and Roy? SO funny....totally laughed out loud.

By Anonymous Jeanette, at 4:50 PM  

Oh I can't take credit for the design, I lifted it straight from Madam Tussaud's website. Shhhh.

By Blogger dan, at 12:17 PM  

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