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Monday, July 16, 2007 :::

The Sporting Life

The Greasy Cooters ended their seventh kickball season this weekend. I think we lost the game and ended up in third place or something like that, but don't ask me, I was too busy kicking ass and taking names:

I followed up kickball with a Twins game and then some midnight lawn-bowling, a sport in which I've clearly got game. In fact, I'm a barefooted, blurry-armed, beer-holding, rooftop lawn-bowling master:

My good fella T-bone was always in attendance, of course, but he's not as sportsmanly as I am. He was too busy wooing the ladies with personalized ass tattoos. It's all just a part of that alluring T-bone charm:

No wonder the ladies swoon! I don't want to know how the paint got smudged and smeary, but I think the makeshift solar flares are a particularly nice effect.

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Nice nose picker behind K-Mack!

By Anonymous Claudia, at 7:11 AM  

The nose picking is intentional Dan humor...
cuz picking your nose is funny

By Blogger Stacy, at 8:10 AM  

It's Ass-Master T-Bone at it again!

By Blogger CampBlood, at 8:16 AM  

We don't see T-Bone for almost a year, then we get to see his ass.

Totally worth the wait.

You look sexy lawn bowling, has anyone told you that?

By Anonymous sarah, at 8:28 AM  

damp from T-bone's haunch. sigh. back to the spreadsheets.

By Anonymous "bee" part of toddbee, at 10:02 AM  

you're really funny. i can't believe i got hooked. it was "falling georgie" that got me here and your wit that brings me back.

By Blogger whaat?, at 11:42 AM  

Oh yes...that ass shot of T-Bone's is always worth the wait!

By Blogger Trudy, at 11:50 AM  

Haunch! That's the word I was trying to think of instead of ass. Damn. I just couldn't come up with it for some reason.

And yes, many people told me I look really sexy lawn bowling. Obviously. I mean... look at me.

By Blogger dan, at 1:04 PM  

Your sports activity photography inspires me. I can only hope that the Hairy Balls beach volleyball team in L.A. can compare.

By Anonymous JeLo, at 3:24 PM

By Anonymous g-a-b, at 8:44 PM  

Ewwww, I don't think TBone's butt looks that great - hairy ass crack.

Dan, let's see yours, much cuter I am sure

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 3:06 PM  

I'm much hairier actually. Sorry to disappoint you.

By Blogger dan, at 6:56 PM  

Is T-Bone wearing lace panties?

By Anonymous Sonya, at 3:09 AM  

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