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Monday, July 16, 2007 :::

The price of grass stains.

Are you kidding me?



I like to think that no one would be stupid enough to pay four hundred dollars for grass stains, but then I remember Shane, that jackass kid from The Real Wives of Orange County, who probably has a closet full of 'em. (If you don't know who I am talking about, then you obviously haven't been fully absorbed into the Bravo reality-TV vortex yet; but don't worry, it will get you soon enough, its gravity is inescapable).

I wonder how much you have to pay a sweatshop worker in China to rub grass on denim.


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"What is this filthy thing and who does it belong to besides the trashman?" That's what my mom would say if I asked her to buy me those jeans.

By Anonymous Sissy, at 3:09 AM  




you couldn't pay me $398 to wear those crappy jeans! Well, ok...maybe just once though. Unbelievable!

By Blogger Trudy, at 7:56 AM  




I know people who buy shit like that, and I just don't get it... I can think of much better ways to piss away $400...

By Blogger CampBlood, at 8:18 AM  




Shane. Mmmmmm...

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 9:58 AM  




I need to start a catalog. I have a half-dozen pairs of jeans that look like this. I paid probably $20 each for them several years ago. Hey, I should get paid for wearing them out, right?

By Blogger Miss Cellania, at 10:47 AM  




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