Tuesday, July 10, 2007 :::
Now that's clever thinking:
But I don't know what's more embarrassing: Having a white crack or having to stick a spool between your cheeks to avoid having a white crack. No wait, it's definitely the spool one.
::: posted by dan at 12:25 AM ::
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(12) comments
12 previous comments:
How are you supposed to explain the two white spots between your cheeks where the spool is placed? That's stranger than I crack tan-line iin my humble opinion and who's looking for tan lines in your crack anyway? Is this a huge problem in the exotic dancer set?
By , at
2:17 PM
how ridiculous
I just use cover girl...
By Stacy, at
3:16 PM
Do you happen to know where these are available in town? (Did I say that out loud?)
By Ed Kohler, at
5:24 PM
Everyone knows that crack is dusty and white. Jeez....
By E.B. Whitehead, at
7:43 PM
Do you think this reel will cotton on, or just attract bum fluff?
By , at
10:42 PM
It's like a crowbar for ass freaks!
By , at
4:53 AM
That's asstastic!
By August, at
2:48 PM
I think a couple toothpicks (or even a faggot of toothpicks) would leave less of a shadow.
By AMR, at
5:22 PM
toothpicks = ouch!
By dan, at
2:01 AM
Someone is making some cash by spray painting spools gold & selling them to ass-tan freaks... Quite the entrepeneur!!!
By CampBlood, at
11:59 AM
It's French. 'Nuff said.
By Mr. Space, at
5:46 AM
The babelfish translation of the ad is hillarious:
"Bronze Partout with, the ecarte-buttocks yes allows to gild the line by keeping the free hands."
By laserone, at
12:25 PM
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