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Tuesday, July 10, 2007 :::

Problem solved!

Now that's clever thinking:



But I don't know what's more embarrassing: Having a white crack or having to stick a spool between your cheeks to avoid having a white crack. No wait, it's definitely the spool one.


::: posted by dan at 12:25 AM :: [ link ] :: (12) comments Social Bookmark Button

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How are you supposed to explain the two white spots between your cheeks where the spool is placed? That's stranger than I crack tan-line iin my humble opinion and who's looking for tan lines in your crack anyway? Is this a huge problem in the exotic dancer set?

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 2:17 PM  




how ridiculous
I just use cover girl...

By Blogger Stacy, at 3:16 PM  




Do you happen to know where these are available in town? (Did I say that out loud?)

By Blogger Ed Kohler, at 5:24 PM  




Everyone knows that crack is dusty and white. Jeez....

By Blogger E.B. Whitehead, at 7:43 PM  




Do you think this reel will cotton on, or just attract bum fluff?

By Anonymous Kiwi, at 10:42 PM  




It's like a crowbar for ass freaks!

By Anonymous Rusty, at 4:53 AM  




That's asstastic!

By Anonymous August, at 2:48 PM  




I think a couple toothpicks (or even a faggot of toothpicks) would leave less of a shadow.

By Blogger AMR, at 5:22 PM  




toothpicks = ouch!

By Blogger dan, at 2:01 AM  




Someone is making some cash by spray painting spools gold & selling them to ass-tan freaks... Quite the entrepeneur!!!

By Blogger CampBlood, at 11:59 AM  




It's French. 'Nuff said.

By Blogger Mr. Space, at 5:46 AM  




The babelfish translation of the ad is hillarious:

"Bronze Partout with, the ecarte-buttocks yes allows to gild the line by keeping the free hands."

By Blogger laserone, at 12:25 PM  




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