Thursday, July 05, 2007 :::
You know you've gotten too lazy when you let the Mad Libs do the work for you, but it's way better than playing with some boring prude who chooses "ran" when asked for a Past Tense Verb, or "happy" when in need of an Adjective. So therefore, this link is the most fun I've had not mad-libbing in a long time:
You Are A... Who Likes To...
Be careful, though: the accompanying music is loud (yet catchy) and the words it conjures up are salacious (to say the least). Which is the only real way to play Mad Libs: as filthy as possible.
After doing it a thousand times, I began to have even more fun visualizing the results, like this:
See, my mind isn't as deep in the gutter as you might like to think.
::: posted by dan at 11:07 PM :: [ link ] :: (17) comments
17 previous comments:
This is a local (to the upper ohio valley) rendition. fortunately or unfortunately as the case may be, you really gotta live here to get it.
By whaat?, at 12:42 PM
this is making me laugh so hard. I can't pick the funniest to post.
maybe: You are a BAD FRUITCAKE who likes to SPILL COFFEE ON HAWKS.
or You are a PRICKLY GHOUL who likes to WORSHIP NIPPLES.
Thanks again, Dan. You are always good for a laugh.
By , at 1:43 PM
OK, this was too funny!!!
You are a LECHEROUS CAMPER who likes to STAB LESBIANS
hmmmmm.... Thanks as always, Dan!!!
By CampBlood, at 2:18 PM
I had no idea you were like that!
By August, at 2:50 PM
Now that's a hard nipple that I can understand.
By E.B. Whitehead, at 3:02 PM
I laughed at what my result was: You are a Quiet Boyfriend who likes to Rape Souls.
Until I realized they spelled souls, "Soles."
If they're going for a foot-thing all along, it's not as funny.
By , at 3:03 PM
I couldnt pick either...i got you are a precious demon who likes to steal circus tents nad a shrunken adult who likes to gulp buffalo.
haha thanks dan, you never fail to amuse me!
By , at 9:57 PM
I'm a stingy sea sponge who likes to watch heterosexuals....Pretty much nails it....
By , at 10:59 PM
Hold on...It gets better. I'm a magnificent manwhore who likes to smack toilets.....
By , at 11:00 PM
I truly enjoyed that - I got everything from the very sad - You are a kind artist who likes to hold ears to the interesting image of you are a flatulent wolf who likes to devour blow up dolls. I would imagine that eating blow up dolls might actually cause flatulence - so it made sense. Thanks Dan
By Va, at 9:03 AM
Evidently I am a miniscule hooch who likes to nibble dildos...
By , at 12:18 AM
My favorite yet:
"You are a nut-licking pinup model who likes to swallow cocks"
It took a while...but yep, they hit the nail on the head there.
By Trudy, at 9:00 AM
Haha - i am a friendly sea captain who likes to burn wives!
By Richard, at 12:22 PM
As usual, I'm a frail pimp who likes to steal sperm. Momma was right again.
By , at 9:07 AM
you are a nutritious biscuit who likes to fistfuck bisexuals
By , at 10:29 PM
I'm a rare peach who likes to discover mammals.
By , at 8:28 PM
You are a grumpy sex god who likes to pay werewolves.
By , at 8:30 PM
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