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Friday, August 04, 2006 :::

No No No

Ketchup doesn't have the charm of mustard. I could eat mustard by the spoonful. All my friends will tell you that I like hotdogs, because they are a good vehicle for mustard. In my opinion, all food can be judged on how well it can aid in the transport of mustard into my mouth. But ketchup is nasty, and this is a disturbing trend:

Shame on the conceptualizers, the manufacturers, and the participating consumers.

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we've had ketchup chip for years and years in canada. they were my fave as a kid...

By Blogger aisy, at 12:33 AM  

grody. ketchup... ketchup chips, all of it. grody.

By Blogger the other sarah, at 1:38 AM  

Maine, too, has long been a target demographic for the ketchup chip.

By Anonymous Tori, at 5:45 AM  

I love the Bahbo Bhat animation. very very bad chips Jerry!

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 7:00 AM  

yeah, ketchup chips have been around a long time. if you're not a fan of the salt'n'vinegar, stay away from the ketchup. (personally, i think they both rules)

By Blogger jeremy, at 7:43 AM  

in Amsterdam, we saw "Barbequed Ham" chips. Ham flavored chips ? eeewww.
Ketchup is yuck-o-rama, too.

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 8:51 AM  

ketchup sucks...mustard rules!!!!!

By Anonymous still curious, at 10:31 AM  

Who barbeques ham??

By Blogger Kristina, at 10:41 AM  

my ex used to BBQ baloney...effing baloney. yuck!

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 12:02 PM  

Are you seriously telling me that ketchup chips is a new thing there? I've been eating them since I was a kid. Old Dutch all the way man, in the box, the old school kind.
Maybe it's a Canadian thing. A delicious Canadian thing.
Mustard chips sounds like a bad idea tho, a really bad idea.

By Blogger Gwenhwyfar, at 12:36 PM  

My new thing: honey mustard on my fries. Yum!

Anyone eat those crab chips? Yech!

By Blogger jali, at 1:16 PM  

These are far more horrifying...

I personally enjoy the dill pickle flavored chips.

By Blogger Biglug, at 2:11 PM  

I so agree with you. Ketchup is the nastiest thing ever invented! I can't stand when I even brush against it, it leaves a stench like no other!

By Anonymous Dusio, at 3:47 PM  

I assume by chips you mean crisps? i worked on a ketchup filling line as a student and it is bottled hot so everyone strips down to their underwear. Stick to brown sauce!! Whats wrong with prawn cocktail flavour anyway?

By Anonymous maid in england, at 4:22 PM  

I'm glad someone else eats hotdogs just for mustard's sake. I've been know to put mustard on pasta and salad. Regular yellow mustard is king in my book.

By Anonymous Sissy, at 5:03 PM  

can anyone taste the potato in potato chips?

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 8:32 PM  

*jaw drops*!
Ketchup is my favourite flavour of potato chip EVER!

I wonder if it *is* a Canadian thing? I've seen Ketchup flavoured potato chips ever since I can remember... .

But mustard flavoured chips?
well, I'll try anything once!

By Anonymous silph, at 3:48 AM  

I've never seen ketchup potato chips either. I'd try them though. I heart ketchup.
Not such a big fan of mustard, but I do love the Kettle chips honey dijon.
They do exist. Of course they do.

By Anonymous lola, at 1:30 PM  

As soon as I read this I knew you couldn't be Canadian. A red tongue and fingers were my trademarks as a child so addicted was I to Ketchup Chips. Mm mmmm.

By Blogger Eternity, at 11:45 PM  

Mustard is the condiment of the Gods. Ancient Romans even built a shrine to it.

By Blogger Big Daddy, at 7:28 PM  

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