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Tuesday, July 25, 2006 :::

Found Objects

I work my computers pretty hard, so it's not surprising that they occasionally give out on me. Whenever a harddrive crashes, I box it up and store it away, assuming I will try to mine some data off it in the future. This weekend I had a spare moment while hiding from the blistering heat and I plugged an old drive into my machine to search for anything salvageable, and I found some weird stuff. For instance, why did I make this:



I must have had good reason. And although I do actually recall making this graphic, I can't for the life of me remember who this woman is or why I defiled her:



I'm assuming this was created for a Valentine's day card of some sort, but that doesn't make it any less creepy:



Speaking of Valentine's, I also found this lovely little Flash memento I apparently received from Bruce Willis.

God knows what else I'll find on these neglected drives. It's kinda like finding an old time capsule. Buried by some crazy delusional shut-in.


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Dude,
You seriously gotta find a woman!

By Anonymous Yolel, at 12:13 PM  




For me, the most disturbing part of that valentine is the amount of oil on that cherub.
Greezy.

By Blogger Elle Marie, at 2:36 PM  




Blistering heat... puh-leeze. You have no clue.

I like her pretty broach...

By Blogger the other sarah, at 5:24 PM  




I am so jealous.

I wish Bruce would send me a valentine.

By Blogger Colleen, at 10:34 PM  




I don't believe that cherub with dan's head was made that long ago...you look exactly the same as you do in the picture where you're coming on to me.

By Anonymous lola, at 10:17 AM  




Nah, that's just Dan's default "come hither" look...

By Anonymous Darcy's Twin, at 12:37 PM  




Dan- the reason you can't remember the woman you "defiled" in the photo is that (at least I think this) - it isn't a woman you dressed up-it is was a picture of a man -

---at least I hope so, because if that was a woman to start with you did her a favor.

By the way you have the greatest stories - they make my day. I think the valentine is sweet.

---and I am glad I can't see the cat anymore.

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 9:31 PM  




The "defiled woman" looks like John Kerry. I also wish Bruce Willis would send me a valentine.

By Anonymous toddbee, at 8:26 AM  




I'm bored with this now. New post please!!!!!!!

By Blogger Kristina, at 1:02 PM  




A-MEN kristina!

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 2:35 PM  




check out these pics of a new movie: beerfest

looks like they based it on one of your photo albums of the greasy cooters and either t-bone pics or a halloween party


http://www.joblo.com/index.php?id=12271

By Anonymous iloveyouplanetdan, at 3:43 PM  




I'm so upset. I thought Bruce was mine. First I had to put up with Demi, now Dan? What do you "D" people have that I dont?!

By Anonymous MzCraz, at 1:58 AM  




Seriously, new post please. This has been up for nearly a week, and its not that great of a post!!!!! I donít feel good and I donít want to do work, entertain me!!! OR, Iím gonna come home and make you entertain me in person!

By Blogger Kristina, at 10:58 AM  




yes...pleeease...new post!!! NEW POST NEW POST NEW POST

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 3:59 PM  




HA! My word verification was "hulky". How appropriate.

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 3:59 PM  




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