Tuesday, July 25, 2006 :::
I work my computers pretty hard, so it's not surprising that they occasionally give out on me. Whenever a harddrive crashes, I box it up and store it away, assuming I will try to mine some data off it in the future. This weekend I had a spare moment while hiding from the blistering heat and I plugged an old drive into my machine to search for anything salvageable, and I found some weird stuff. For instance, why did I make this:
I must have had good reason. And although I do actually recall making this graphic, I can't for the life of me remember who this woman is or why I defiled her:
I'm assuming this was created for a Valentine's day card of some sort, but that doesn't make it any less creepy:
Speaking of Valentine's, I also found this lovely little Flash memento I apparently received from Bruce Willis.
God knows what else I'll find on these neglected drives. It's kinda like finding an old time capsule. Buried by some crazy delusional shut-in.
::: posted by dan at 11:20 AM :: [ link ] :: (15) comments
15 previous comments:
You seriously gotta find a woman!
By , at 12:13 PM
For me, the most disturbing part of that valentine is the amount of oil on that cherub.
By Elle Marie, at 2:36 PM
Blistering heat... puh-leeze. You have no clue.
I like her pretty broach...
By the other sarah, at 5:24 PM
I am so jealous.
I wish Bruce would send me a valentine.
By Colleen, at 10:34 PM
I don't believe that cherub with dan's head was made that long ago...you look exactly the same as you do in the picture where you're coming on to me.
By , at 10:17 AM
Nah, that's just Dan's default "come hither" look...
By , at 12:37 PM
Dan- the reason you can't remember the woman you "defiled" in the photo is that (at least I think this) - it isn't a woman you dressed up-it is was a picture of a man -
---at least I hope so, because if that was a woman to start with you did her a favor.
By the way you have the greatest stories - they make my day. I think the valentine is sweet.
---and I am glad I can't see the cat anymore.
By , at 9:31 PM
The "defiled woman" looks like John Kerry. I also wish Bruce Willis would send me a valentine.
By , at 8:26 AM
I'm bored with this now. New post please!!!!!!!
By Kristina, at 1:02 PM
By , at 2:35 PM
check out these pics of a new movie: beerfest
looks like they based it on one of your photo albums of the greasy cooters and either t-bone pics or a halloween party
By , at 3:43 PM
I'm so upset. I thought Bruce was mine. First I had to put up with Demi, now Dan? What do you "D" people have that I dont?!
By , at 1:58 AM
Seriously, new post please. This has been up for nearly a week, and its not that great of a post!!!!! I donít feel good and I donít want to do work, entertain me!!! OR, Iím gonna come home and make you entertain me in person!
By Kristina, at 10:58 AM
yes...pleeease...new post!!! NEW POST NEW POST NEW POST
By , at 3:59 PM
HA! My word verification was "hulky". How appropriate.
By , at 3:59 PM
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