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Tuesday, August 01, 2006 :::

The Return of the Rentals/Planetdan

My Roommate K-Mack keeps leaving blog comments requesting a new post because planetdan has gone un-updated for nearly a week, but she knows as well as I do that there is nothing new to tell. It's been rather uneventful around here. In fact, she can contest that our early evening activities tonight alternated between me playing with her tactilely pleasant upper-arm fat and her sniffing my armpit. For serious, it's true: K-Mack has a not-so-secret and rather nauseating fetish/fondness for sniffing male deoderant:

But the good news is that later in the evening I was fortunate enough to see The Rentals at First Avenue (thanks for the tix, Lauren!), and it was a great show. In fact, they are such an entertaining live band that they totally upstaged the too-old-for-pigtails and too-wide-for-that-skirt thirtysomething gal who was straddling/humping the guardrail directly in front of me with rabbit-like fervor. They were really that good. I suggest you give them a listen:

I thought I got a video of the poodle-haired guardrail vixen and her mating dance, but apparently the lighting situation inside First Avenue could not properly capture the intensity of her pelvic thrusts. Oh well, next time.

But back to K-Mack, who will be relieved that I finally put up a new post. So I will leave you with a transcript of one of our recent discussions, after we viewed a television commercial for an upcoming film that is touted by Roger Ebert as having "Hitchcockian Suspense":

K-Mack: "Is Hitchcockian even a word?"
Me: "Of course."
K-Mack: "I don't see how."
Me: "People make up words all the time. That's how language evolves."
K-Mack: "Oh yeah? Well you're douchebagian."

She truly has a way with words.

::: posted by dan at 12:44 AM :: [ link ] :: (18) comments

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I think you're a huge jerk.

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Kristina, at 5:20 AM

Dan's not a huge anything. Remember, he's 5' 7". Perhaps he's a wee jerk.

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toddbee, at 10:14 AM

Are you and K-mack fighting? I think that was a low blow Danno, showing her fetish to the world. I mean, I would never show my wife's fetish for biting her own toenails to anyone....

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Anonymous, at 12:34 PM

Dan are you telling people you're 5'7?? It's not nice to lie...

K-mack. I'm sorry. He does pick on you a bit. Maybe it's that grade school thing where he picks on you because he loves you!!!!

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the other sarah, at 12:47 PM

It's not a secret fetish. She does it in public, fer goodness sakes.

But that toenail thing your wife has is really grody.

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dan, at 12:48 PM

And I just want to make things clear, it’s not the armpits or body odor that I enjoy smelling, it’s the Degree Sport Dan has, it smells good!!! Men’s deodorant smells real good to me, it’s not all powdery and flowery, like mine. It has a real clean smell to it, just showered! Why don’t I use it you ask?? Cause I’m not a boy, girls are supposed to smell powdery and flowery.

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Kristina, at 1:14 PM

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Nate Dogg, at 3:38 PM

Remind me not to spray any deoderant under my manhood when I am going to be around K-mack.

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Nate Dogg, at 3:39 PM

but that pic isn't of dan - who's manpit are you sniffing, kmack? and what is his deodorant of choice?

i'm only asking so i can buy some and hopefully get some attention like that from the ladies...

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Anonymous, at 7:08 PM

Go for the Old Spice. Kmack - you are so strange. And by now I think you owe Dan a sound beating.

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elizabeth, at 8:19 PM

ah thats just smellrageous

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Anonymous, at 10:17 PM

I'm with you K*mack, there are no womens doed's that smell quite as clean and freshly showered as mens. And nothin' smells better than a freshly showered man.

Smell away baby, smell away.

Don't get down on Dan, he's just tellin' it like it is.

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Colleen, at 10:50 PM

I was JOKING with a guy at my local bar and told him to smell my pits. He really did it. I was in shock. He kinda nuzzled me and I pushed his big head away.

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jali, at 10:32 AM

THANK GOD...a new post, finally!But I am more that a little disturbed by the fetish of men’s deodorant.

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Jeanette, at 1:11 PM

I read this blog post and then later this article in The Onion:
http://www.avclub.com/content/node/50664

Looks like other folks use the word "Hitchcockian" too! Weird.

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H, at 1:59 PM

Here is a quote from Netflix's description of the movie Match Point: "Tennis pro Chris (Jonathan Rhys-Meyers) gets mixed up with the darker side of high society in this suspenseful drama with a Hitchcockian flair." So who came up with it first? Roger Ebert or Netflix?

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Jill, at 12:28 PM

I’m sure I don’t know. All I know is that when someone asks who said douchbagian first, you tell ‘em, it was K*Mack.

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Kristina, at 1:17 PM

Boys' deodorant does smell good - KMack, you're not alone. However, I am of the mind that Old Spice somehow smells like babyfood. Strained carrots. Maybe it was the combination of this particular boy I knew and OS, but it is impressed upon my memory.

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Zoe (<-That's Me), at 9:50 PM

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