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Wednesday, June 28, 2006 :::


Apparently, some jokes never get old.

::: posted by dan at 5:05 PM :: [ link ] :: (18) comments Social Bookmark Button

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Those jokes always crack me up but so do "(insert animal here) walks into a bar" jokes. Good times.

By Anonymous Meagan, at 6:24 PM  

I actually had a post on my blog about this tee because I didn't get what it meant.

A blogger had to actually spell it out for me!

By Blogger Brianne, at 8:06 PM  

I don't get it, could you spell it out for me?

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 9:30 PM  

oh never mind. Googled it. That is lame Dan.

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 9:32 PM  

Of course it's lame. It's the same joke we used to tell in the second grade, only instead of Dikfore, it was the more innocent Hammerfore.

"Um, you have a hammerfore on your forehead..."

By Blogger dan, at 9:53 PM  

I woke up with that tattooed on my right bicep one drunken night in Bangkok about 10 years ago. Got it covered up with a Dragon about 4 years later

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 1:39 AM  

Somehow the fact that he deserved to wear the lame shirt - makes it so much funnier

By Blogger elizabeth, at 7:30 AM  

*cringe* I never thought the day would come that Skylar'd be on your blog. Please no more.

By Blogger Alicia, at 9:16 AM  

I am going to stand proud that I didnt get it because of how lame it turned out to be...

Does this guy read your stuff ,cause you just said he was lame...

By Blogger the other sarah, at 11:06 PM  

and it looks like he's got a killer man-rack going.

so now i'm confused - he's advertising the 'dickfore' joke, but has man boobies?

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 8:45 AM  

muito manero seu blogg, de onde voce eh?

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 11:24 AM  

You know Ray Romano?!?!

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 12:22 PM  

yes i had a "piecost" t-shirt

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 8:13 PM  

Where did you run into him? My guesses: Brothers or The Lodge?

By Blogger Laura, at 8:25 PM  

*laughs delightedly*
Meagan, I have to admit that after I googled it and found out what it meant, I cracked up too :-) I think it's fine humour! ^_^

-- Silph

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 1:42 AM  

sun shiny teeth. blocking my view...
cannot resist. cannot look away...
feel eyes go blind
argh... must... stop...

I am not your father, Dikfore, no, I'm not.

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 9:09 AM  

I would've messed up the joke by saying, "what does "dikfore" mean?"

Because that's what I was thinking for the last five minutes before I finally Googled it.

By Blogger Debbye, at 2:04 AM  

Is this the equivalent to wearing a t-shirt with "douchebag" on it? Man, I can't believe anyone would wear a shirt like this.

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 2:29 PM  

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