Tuesday, June 13, 2006 :::
I got K-Mack this Zobmondo game for her birthday.
It's that game where you ask stupid questions like, "Would you rather lick all the bugs off an 18-wheeler's radiator after a long haul -OR- suck on a frozen dog poop for 30 seconds?" and "Would you rather chew a mole off someone's neck -OR- drink a half cup of your best friend's blood?" But they make a game out of it. Anyway, I think you get the point.
The game also comes with "Challenge Cards", and K-Mack's fella drew this one:
I have no problem with public humiliation, so I would have chosen ANY option but #5, therefore I was shocked when it was the challenge he accepted. It's not pleasant to watch K-Mack chew up an entire seven-layer bar, regurgitate it into someone else's hands, and then watch as he proceeds to smear it between every single finger. It's not pleasant at all. Just ask Cherry Nut, who was so traumatized by the game that she vowed never to play it again.
I thought K-Mack would have been more disgusted, too, but she was more excited to be temporarily allowed to have an eating disorder. All the taste of a seven-layer bar and none of the calories. People are weird.
I probably would have done #4. It seems like the least amount of effort.
::: posted by dan at 12:37 AM :: [ link ] :: (12) comments
12 previous comments:
I am so going to get this.
By elizabeth, at 9:23 AM
I have just the "would you rather?" book. I usually end u popting out or anything that has to do with social embarassment or bugs...
K-Mack's guy sounds like a keeper! It takes a real man to squish chewed k-mack food between his fingers...
By the other sarah, at 12:24 PM
guessing that I shouldnt get this for the road trip we are taking witht the teens this summer. Shame....
By , at 1:19 PM
wow. seriously, if it was a toss up between having to lick all the bugs off of a semi's radiator grill after a long haul or suck on a dog poopcicle... well, then, i'd just have to shoot myself in the face.
By melissa mcgee, at 4:45 PM
What's your nickname for K-Mack?
"K-Mack's fella" ain't cuttin' it, my creative friend.
By , at 5:07 PM
Prev. post should start out with:
What's your nickname for K-Mack's boyfriend?
By , at 5:07 PM
His nickname is Kroggy, but I didn't think you people would follow if I used that.
By dan, at 6:33 PM
I'm with K-Mack's fella- #5 all the way.
By email@example.com, at 9:11 PM
Meh. Damn it.
Dan, will you fix it so that my email address isn't all LOUD AND PROUD in the middle of your comments? Just erase that weak comment if you have to, but do something, because looking at that is giving me the shivers.
By Kate, at 9:15 PM
Be loud and proud! You can easily delete it on your own. You just gotta be logged in. You really want me to get rid of it?
By dan, at 10:01 PM
I don't know nothin bout no loggin in.
But maybe we should just leave it, you know, to preserve the integrity of the dialogue. Squishing regurgitated food between a lovers fingers VS. mimicking taking a dump- This is an important conversation that society MUST hear. Damn it, I gotta be me! I'll say it loud and proud-I would rather squish regurgitated food between my fingers!
Wheeoosh, THAT is a load off my mind. Thanks for providing this safe space, Dan. Thank you so very very much.
All outraged emails should be sent to firstname.lastname@example.org.
By Kate, at 10:32 PM
Dan, i was though you were K-Mack's fella. what's the deal here?
By nico, at 12:25 AM
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