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Wednesday, June 28, 2006 :::

CHiPs

So K-Mack wanted me to make her a T-shirt for a 1980's-themed dress-up day at her work. I obliged her, but I told her that as payback she would have to model the T-shirt with some extra lip gloss and blush (which I kept calling "rouge", much to her dismay) for a photo. She hemmed and hawed and acted generally disagreeable. She practically stomped her feet, acting put-out beyond reason at the request. She whined as she applied some extra shiny vaseline-based lip product. She grunted defiantly as she smeared on extra layers of blush. Finally, I told her to pose on her bed, and without even an ounce of prompting she said:

"Wait... should I take my pants off?"



(Needs more blue eye shadow.)

But it just seems to me that someone who is ostensibly unhappy with being photographed wouldn't generally volunteer to remove their pants. Her demure shy-for-the-camera attitude is obviously just an act. For some reason it reminds me of that episode of the Facts of Life where Tootie is hired as a supermodel and they give her a Stevie Wonder beaded hairdo and a silky blue robe, but Mrs. Garrett puts a stop to it after she learns they want Tootie to pose nudie. Ha, that rhymes.


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now every time i hear the CHiPs theme song, i'm going to think of this picture of K-Mack... sweet!

By Blogger minijonb, at 5:08 PM  




She wouldn't let me use a picture of Ponch with no shirt on, but she'd pose herself with no pants on. Interesting.

By Blogger dan, at 5:11 PM  




omg!!! hot!!!

By Anonymous hubs, at 5:31 PM  




YES Dan, YES. finally... finally... no pictures of your male friends showing off their good looks, but finally a hot picture of one your hot(test) female friends. Damn, that shirt is awesome (but only because of whats inside it, not to put down the Ponch or anything)! I would love to work with Kris in that shirt. K-mack - you have a fan in Germany! hehehe

By Anonymous Richard, at 8:32 PM  




come and get me copper

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 9:31 PM  




Dan,

Chips was a "70's" show you should have went with The Golden Girls

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 1:32 AM  




That makes me totally forget how friggin' much I hate Erik Estrada.

Dan, you have the coolest friends in the whole world!!

By Anonymous Rusty, at 1:33 AM  




Suddenly I find myself perplexed as to the nature of your relationship. And sexual orientation for that matter.

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 7:25 AM  




Dan said it would be tasteful. Im so ashamed.

By Blogger Kristina, at 8:24 AM  




H, O, T, HOTTTTT

You need more pictures of K-Mack without her pants on......

By Blogger n8 b, at 9:28 AM  




CHiPs definitely lasted well into the 80's. We looked it up before hand just to be sure.

And no one ever actually wore Golden Girls T-shirts. That doesn't even make sense.

By Blogger dan, at 9:30 AM  




dammit, K-mack, put on some socks!
you want to catch a cold, or what!?

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 12:24 PM  




K-Mack: You you could be modelling or something! Dude!

By Blogger Marshall, at 2:19 PM  




Kris shy of the camera???
You bought that Kris was shy of the camera???? How many arms extended,pouty faced,posed pictures do you need to posses to start to think that Kris likes to ham it up?

not that I think there is anything at all wrong with hamming it up...Do you know how many times I have went to take a picture of Michael only to rethink and bug Greg to take the picture so I could be in it too.

By Blogger Stacy, at 2:45 PM  




btw~ I want to be dan's *hot* friend...do I need to send you a few snapshots of me in my undies? Oh, wait that probably would work against the title I so desparatly want...can I send you a picture of me covered in a blanket?

By Blogger Stacy, at 2:49 PM  




i will marry her, right now, no questions asked.

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 4:51 PM  




you should have worn it to work without pants as well...

you could have put a belt around it and called it a dress. There's an 80's fashion do...

By Blogger the other sarah, at 11:10 PM  




K-Mack is stunning.

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 1:26 AM  




Well, this isn't the first time K-Mack's been caught with her pants down -- though, this one is much more flattering....

By Blogger Bubbles, at 7:44 AM  




seriously, right now.

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 9:19 AM  




Such a K-Mack fan now.

Work it, girl. Work it... Own it... Call me when you're through, take care of you.

(And don't EVEN act like you don't know those lines.)

By Blogger Twinkie, at 10:31 PM  




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By Blogger BigDubb, at 2:58 PM  




Me thinks she may want to change her name to easy mack.

Spectacular pic btw.

By Blogger BigDubb, at 3:00 PM  




Thirty something and you still got it Kmack. Smokin!

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 8:32 PM  




"you could have put a belt around it and called it a dress. There's an 80's fashion do..."

*laugh* Sarah, what creativity you have ^^

-- Silph

PS
I learned in psychology class that "rouge" and lipstick are successful in prettying-up a woman because it makes a woman look the way she does when she's orgasming.

Not that it has to do with anything here. Just came to mind when I saw the lovely pic of K-Mack modelling with such attitude! Seriously. Pants would just get in the way of her sizzling attitude she got on there!

PPS
Please don't stop posting photos of your hunky (male) friends and your awe-shucks-adorable self, though, Dan!

By Anonymous Silph, at 1:50 AM  




K-Mack is a hottie! I can't wait to see the next photo shoot. Nice!

By Blogger Nate Dogg, at 2:44 PM  




Hey man can you get a photo of K-Mack's camel toe. That would be awsome dude....do it.

Please K-mack expose the toe baby... I bet you have a fine camel toe on you eh??

Let it out baby.. Yum

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 12:09 PM  




Dan, you should make Dawn a CHiPs shirt too. Then you could get K_mack and Dawn to pose on some police bikes. Definitely Pants-less! Now that's HOT!!

By Blogger Timmer, at 9:51 AM  




*laughs* oh, you silly straight men and your 80's-inspired fantasies :-)

By Anonymous silph, at 3:16 AM  




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