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Thursday, June 23, 2005 :::

Intelligent Design

A flying spaghetti monster with a noodly appendage created the universe. Seems logical to me. There is even a chart to back it all up:



You'll have to read this Open Letter to the Kansas School Board if you want to understand how it all comes together.


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Pure genius. Every time I hear one of those stories on NPR about how someone's suing a school district over teaching the evolutionary theory I think of homeschooling the childeren I will someday have.

That guy does have a point about the pirates. Before you know it celebrites will become spaghetti monsterians.

By Blogger Biglug, at 8:22 AM  




That's hilarious!
I mean, who would have thought? Pirates? Global warming? It all fits! I'm glad we got that all cleared up.
And flying spaghetti monster gods, of course!
Man, so much has finally been made clear to me.
Thanks Dan!

By Anonymous Joe, at 9:54 AM  




He does have a point with the pirates...
I'm going to have to get one of the t-shirts.

By Blogger lynne, at 11:29 AM  




Finally!
Others who have been touched by His Noodly Appendage can feel no shame in acknowledging it to the WORLD!!!!

LOVE IT!!!

By Blogger locomocos, at 1:06 PM  




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