Thursday, June 16, 2005 :::
My blogging buddy (and quasi-internet celebrity) Jason Mulgrew must seem pitifully desperate as of late, because the illustrious People Magazine has seen fit to throw him a bone and declare him one of their Top 50 Bachelors. For serious:
Take a peek at his People profile (PDF).
Honestly, though, his site is consistently hysterical, and he knows how to milk the planetdan PR machine (it usually just takes a little sweet talk and some reciprocal linkage). Plus, he is being printed in a weekly periodical that will most likely also feature a status update on Lindsay Lohan's plummeting BMI, therefore he is no longer just a blogging buddy, he is a personal hero.
Also, he has assured me that if his fans demand it, his follow-up will be a full spread feature in Playgirl, so this People Magazine stuff is just to whet your appetites, ladies. Okay, so I made that up, but I'm only assuming his ego must need a little deflating at this point.
So you should read his site. If you never have before, and don't know where to begin, just start from the top. You can't go wrong. Nobody else uses vulgarities with such artful finesse.
::: posted by dan at 10:55 PM :: [ link ] :: (4) comments
4 previous comments:
Your site is much better than his. People Magazine? Gross. That is the wost magazine because they think by putting in a few human interest stories they are real journalists. Seriously though, I wonder when that guy will show up on Jay Leno? You know, when it is slow and the stars cancel and they can't get the animal people, Jay always puts up some guy who has a chip shaped like Dolly Parton or a guy who can call pigs. For the record, if you are ever in People magazine or on Jay Leno, you better mention me.
By brent, at 1:42 AM
Great, yet another blog hell bent on getting me in trouble at work. I just guffawed, I didn't just laugh, I guffawed. The neighbors should be calling the cops any minute now.
By elcynic, at 2:27 AM
That's hilarious that he made the top 50. I went to college with Jason, but I never knew him, apparently because he was always either pooping or passed out from drinking and/or eating.
By Christine, at 6:34 AM
If given the opportunity I would marry Jason Mulgrew, and I don't think it's because I'm from the Midwest...it has something to do with his life in photos on his Blog.
Better luck next year on the top 50 Dan!
By Kristina, at 8:56 AM
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