Friday, January 14, 2005 :::
I'm sure this is going to be all over the news if it isn't already, because it's the kind of absurd reality story that the news pundits luv:
Pentagon reveals rejected chemical weapons
An "aphrodisiac" chemical weapon that would make enemy soldiers sexually irresistible to each other. Provoking widespread homosexual behavior among troops that would cause a "distasteful but completely non-lethal" blow to morale.
Enraged Wasps Bomb
A chemical weapon that attracts swarms of enraged wasps or angry rats to troop positions.
Dog Breath Bomb
A chemical that causes "severe and lasting halitosis", making it easy to identify guerrillas trying to blend in with civilians.
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