planetdan

Wednesday, January 12, 2005 :::

Jesus actually WAS my copilot.

Last night I dreamt that I was sledding with Jesus. He was in his traditional garb: just a white robe-like garment and a regal looking beard; only he was wearing snow boots and way too much mascara. We shared a sled and all I remember is that we were going really fast and I couldn't see much but the snow flying in my face and occasionally Jesus would turn around and give me the thumbs up sign. I also remember thinking, "I can't wait to tell all those judgmental Bible-beaters that Jesus is my sledding buddy!" But then the dream changed, as dreams tend to do, and it wasn't Jesus anymore, it was my friend Stacy, and instead of sledding we were buying a house on a cliff by the ocean. It was probably the most vividly absurd dream I've ever had, but I'm pretty sure that this is the image that inspired it because I viewed it right before bedtime:

::: posted by dan at 2:07 PM :: [ link ] :: (29) comments

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So Jesus doesn't just give tennis balls top spin.

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brent, at 3:41 PM

Is that Bill Pullman?

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amyd, at 3:46 PM

It kind of looks like a young Martin Sheen.

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stapler, at 4:20 PM

and maybe kevin smith?

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Anonymous, at 4:22 PM

No, it's definately a young James Garner.

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Jeremy, at 4:26 PM

Hmmm - I was thinking he looked like that young guy who was on "The Carol Burnett Show," but now I'm leaning towards the guy who was on "The Wild, Wild West." I don't know either of their names...

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denverboy, at 4:56 PM

Definitely a young Martin Sheen. Jesus resembles a young (groomed) Charles Manson ...Creepy

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Colleen, at 5:02 PM

That would be Harvey Korman on Carol Burnett and Robert Conrad on WWW.

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stapler, at 5:04 PM

Actually, I think denverboy was thinking of Lyle Waggoner from Carol Burnett. No?

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Anonymous, at 5:22 PM

Yes, because Lyle makes much more sense. What was I thinking?

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stapler, at 6:37 PM

Jesus could very well be Mark McGrath with a goatee and long hair.

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stapler, at 6:43 PM

wait a minute wait a minute wait a minute. I just got done posting a Jesus post a few minutes ago. weird, weird, weird. Why am I repeating everything three times? It's some kind of trinitarian blogger disease. P.S., that is the creepiest Jesus I have ever seen, and he has SPLIT ENDS.

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PeaceBang, at 9:59 PM

Yeah...Jesus could use a VO5 Hot Oil treatment, or maybe he should get that ThermaSilk shampoo, looks like he's overdoing it a bit with the blow dryer.

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Kristina, at 7:37 AM

Totally Bill Pullman

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Anonymous, at 12:00 PM

I wonder what Jesus is really doing sitting that close behind Dan. Dan looks rather tense.

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talwrite, at 1:35 PM

Jesus = Cary Elwes

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Will, at 2:04 PM

That steering wheel is freakin' huge!! Leave it to that silly Jesus to thumb a ride in an 18-wheeler; he's so non-judgemental. I just hope Joe Bob doesn't propose to him before they get to Omaha...

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Kiddo78, at 2:52 PM

Looks like a perm would do Jesus just right.

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ceclipse26, at 3:03 PM

ohhhh i laughed so hard i almost tipped over backwards in my chair!

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christopher, at 9:36 PM

I have to agree...Bill Pullman.

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Monkey, at 9:51 PM

Does no one else see Cary Elwes? I'm telling you...shave the beard, cut the hair, put him in a suit and it's Cary Elwes in "Kiss the Girls"!

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Will, at 8:42 AM

I just see Lyle Waggoner from his days on Wonder Woman. Maybe that's it! Jesus has kidnapped Lyle & is forcing him to drive because Wonder Woman is hot on their trail to save him. Yes, that's it.

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hot babe, at 9:47 AM

Creepy!!!

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ceclipse26, at 9:54 AM

Yes - that's it! It's evil nazi jesus kidnapping Major Steve with Wonder Woman in hot pursuit. There's no way they'll be able to outrun her what with her invisible plane and all! Go WW! Get that nasty nazi jesus!

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denverboy, at 10:58 AM

It looks like Steve Austin ate a crate of bran flakes at the last truck stop and JC's encouraging words are the only thing seeing him to the next rest area before he has "a great big convoy."

My apologies for bringing scatology to the blasphemy party.

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S&J, at 11:45 AM

I didn't want to say this but now I gotta: is Jesus wearing eye liner? He reminds me a lot of the wonderfully flaming character "Carmen Ghia" in Mel Brooks' "The Producers." It's a nice tribute but not one I think the artist intended. ("White, white, white, is the color of our carpets!")

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PeaceBang, at 2:10 PM

Jesus.. Charles Manson.. good trip.

Martin Sheen.. bad trip
and you can see Martins back through Charlies arm.. ewww.

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miked, at 2:47 PM

The direction that the comments have taken in this post is surprising.

My vote is for Bill Pullman.

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dan, at 4:31 PM

What is the largest number of comments you've had for one posting?

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stapler, at 5:44 PM

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