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Friday, May 23, 2008 :::

WiiFat

I got my WiiFit on Wednesday, and we hadn't known each other for even five minutes before it called me fat:



Even worse, it altered my previously-created Mii so that it would more accurately represent the reality of my morbidly obese shape, rather than the svelte version that my delusional self-image and I were more comfortable with:



I don't know whether this is supposed to motivate me or make me want to bitch-slap the balance board.


::: posted by dan at 9:18 AM :: [ link ] :: (12) comments Social Bookmark Button

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That's hilarious! I'd really hate to see what it would turn me into...

By Anonymous Sissy, at 12:28 PM  




wow... I am soooo glad I saw this before I bought it.

By Anonymous sarah, at 1:31 PM  




I think you're super sexy just the way you are. Screw WiiFit. I say unplug the bitch and show it was real pain is!

By Anonymous Robert, AZ, at 2:02 PM  




I can't believe it changed your Mii!!!! LOL, mine isn't the skinniest, but I am sure it would make him fatter!

By Blogger duanemoody.com, at 3:06 PM  




Actually, turns out it's been a bit of a motivator for me. I'm determined to get that pudgy Mii back into a more acceptable looking weeble wobble.

By Blogger dan, at 6:08 PM  




I'd say a FULL ON BITCH SLAP is in order... and throw some Hot Tranny Mess behind it!! heh heh

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 5:48 AM  




And, it kinda makes you look like you're not wearing pants.

By Blogger otimak, at 7:18 AM  




lmao!!

By OpenID iamnotfrodo, at 7:50 AM  




I thought about your blog post when I read this.

http://us.i1.yimg.com/videogames.yahoo.com/feature/wii-fit-or-wii-fat-/1213585

-Kylee-

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 12:33 PM  




Hey! We have the same mii hair! check it out!

click on my name and look at my myspace pics if you really want to see how my mii looks... a bit younger i might say...

By Anonymous Richard, at 5:09 PM  




We got our WiiFit last night, and it did the same thing to us. My husband looks like Kevin James. I am in the normal BMI range, but made my hips and waist very large.

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 9:50 AM  




hmmm... i stopped by hoping for a new post (hint, hint) and just noticed it put you in white pants. how unflattering...

By Anonymous sarah, at 1:47 PM  




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