Friday, May 23, 2008 :::
I got my WiiFit on Wednesday, and we hadn't known each other for even five minutes before it called me fat:
Even worse, it altered my previously-created Mii so that it would more accurately represent the reality of my morbidly obese shape, rather than the svelte version that my delusional self-image and I were more comfortable with:
I don't know whether this is supposed to motivate me or make me want to bitch-slap the balance board.
::: posted by dan at 9:18 AM :: [ link ] :: (12) comments
12 previous comments:
That's hilarious! I'd really hate to see what it would turn me into...
By , at 12:28 PM
wow... I am soooo glad I saw this before I bought it.
By sarah, at 1:31 PM
I think you're super sexy just the way you are. Screw WiiFit. I say unplug the bitch and show it was real pain is!
By , at 2:02 PM
I can't believe it changed your Mii!!!! LOL, mine isn't the skinniest, but I am sure it would make him fatter!
By duanemoody.com, at 3:06 PM
Actually, turns out it's been a bit of a motivator for me. I'm determined to get that pudgy Mii back into a more acceptable looking weeble wobble.
By dan, at 6:08 PM
I'd say a FULL ON BITCH SLAP is in order... and throw some Hot Tranny Mess behind it!! heh heh
By , at 5:48 AM
And, it kinda makes you look like you're not wearing pants.
By otimak, at 7:18 AM
By iamnotfrodo, at 7:50 AM
I thought about your blog post when I read this.
By , at 12:33 PM
Hey! We have the same mii hair! check it out!
click on my name and look at my myspace pics if you really want to see how my mii looks... a bit younger i might say...
By Richard, at 5:09 PM
We got our WiiFit last night, and it did the same thing to us. My husband looks like Kevin James. I am in the normal BMI range, but made my hips and waist very large.
By , at 9:50 AM
hmmm... i stopped by hoping for a new post (hint, hint) and just noticed it put you in white pants. how unflattering...
By sarah, at 1:47 PM
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