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Friday, May 09, 2008 :::

Animated Friday (Crotch Rocket Edition)!

Gives new meaning to the phrase "crotch rocket".

Just to provide a little related personal history, my most painful crotch damage ever came from a dodge ball during gym class and lasted for days. But it wasn't funny. Not at all. The funniest was probably teeter-totter related. I was maybe ten years old and at my friend Dorianne's house and I lost my balance at the zenith of our teetering and somehow slipped around and fell directly under my end of the apparatus. When Dori got off the teeter-totter to check on my well-being, the teeter-totter made a violent thud back into its usual resting position, which happened to be directly on my no-no place. It didn't hurt incredibly bad, but I bet it would have been hilarious to catch on video.

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Dang, that was like a crotch-seeking missile.

By Anonymous june, at 3:53 PM  

it's hilarious in my mind.

my worst crotch damage happened on a bike. swung a leg over the top of the seat, apparently rested my boys on the seat and then i plopped my butt straight down.

naturally this happened at school. in front of girls.

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 7:53 AM  

Now, I don't mean to be crude, but I just don't understand how you can sit on "the boys." My fiance does this and I laugh, of course, but I always wonder...

I mean, they HAVE to go someplace...right?!

ps. it's good to know if I ever needed a lovely asian girl I can check out planetdan ads. Thanks Dan!

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 11:07 AM  

My worst crotch damage happened a few weeks ago. I joined a new gym, and wasn't familiar with a piece of weight equipment. I went to adjust the seat, which was spring-loaded, and the seat shot up in the air toward my secret no-no bits, much to my surprise and dismay.

By Blogger Bob, at 8:55 AM  

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