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Monday, August 27, 2007 :::

Please illuminate.

Why do people do this? Or more to the point: how, during the course of the years that it takes to grow such a monstrosity, does one NOT look in a mirror, gag, and run for the trimming shears?

::: posted by dan at 11:26 PM :: [ link ] :: (8) comments Social Bookmark Button

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If that poor man had folks who truly loved him, they'd snip that thing off while he slept.

I can't understand why the person who cuts the rest of his hairs hasn't "accidentally" cut that thing off. If I were a barber, I think it'd be worth giving him a free hair cut. Otherwise, I'd be embarrassed for him to walk out of my shop.

By Blogger otimak, at 3:57 PM  

more importantly, how have the thousands of people who see him as he goes about his day refrained from just yanking that disgusting thing right outta his scalp?

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 5:10 PM  

Do you suppose it is a fanboy's tribute to Anakin Skywalker?

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 10:03 PM  

Oh my God! I had a rat-tail - like, back in the 80's. What is up with this dude? I bet he still lives with his mom and plays Atari in the basement drinking rootbeer.

By Anonymous scary mainer, at 6:13 AM  

when i went 5 years without a haircut sort of recently, my wife called it "oldy locks."

By Blogger whaat?, at 7:22 AM  

I'd like to think that you could yank really hard on that tail and the trapdoor to his brain would pop open and his brain would plop right onto his chair.
Like this: plop!

By Blogger E.B. Whitehead, at 1:24 PM  

This is why responsible citizens should all carry Swiss Army knives and should not be afraid to use them.

By Blogger PeaceBang, at 11:23 PM  

i dont get it whats so bad about it? I kinda want to start growing one now!! haha but not that thin

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 6:44 PM  

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