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Wednesday, August 22, 2007 :::

TV Personalities You Never Wanted to See Shirtless, Volume I

Thanks to the Internet, things that should never even be imagined are fully realized. Some of these might be photoshopped, some might be real, but regardless, you'll probably need a lot of this when all is said and done:

#1 Alex Trebek
My friend J-Balls will probably like this one.

#2 John Stossel
If you don't know who this is, you're lucky.

#3 Geraldo Rivera
Where did this guy ever get the impression that he was good-looking?

#4 The Geico Caveman
Don't tell me you weren't curious...

#5 Carrot Top
:( :( :( :( :(

#6 Jerry Springer
Surprisingly, like looking in a mirror.

#6 ALF
The Internet is a strange, strange place.

You're welcome!

::: posted by dan at 11:27 AM :: [ link ] :: (17) comments

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I think everyone could use something to clean their pallet.

http://www.planetdan.net/pics/keywest/29.htm

You're welcome everybody!
KMack

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whaat?, at 8:02 PM

you have the keys to the vault KMack

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whaat?, at 8:03 PM

So, Carrot Top is a really female body builder??? Damn, it makes more sense now.

uvudlpa

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otimak, at 8:07 PM

i think i threw up in my mouth, a little.

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worm 2, at 10:41 PM

Thanks KMack! That pic of Dan is grrreat!

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CampBlood, at 7:43 AM

what is holding carrot top's pants up?

wait - i don't want to know.

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Anonymous, at 12:24 PM

I have seen that carrot top one before and it never fails to send shudders down my spine. Ack.

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Jen, at 12:33 PM

You're welcome!

KMack

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Anonymous, at 3:49 PM

I think I came in my mouth a little.

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E.B. Whitehead, at 4:23 PM

K-Mack

Is Dan really as adorable and huggable and loveable as he seems?

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Anonymous, at 4:30 PM

Alex's eyes are saying either "Be gentle with me" or "I've just made a little mess on the carpet".
I can't decide which.

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AMR, at 6:39 PM

after EB's comment, search/replace "a little" with "a lot" in my comment. ish.

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worm 2, at 4:01 AM

That picture of Stossel, I assume is photoshopped, totally captures everything about about the hideous glory of his smarmy Stosselings.

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The Artist Extraordinaire, at 10:38 AM

You know, he is. He really is.

KMack

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Anonymous, at 5:06 PM

I don't know what y'all are complaining about ... that pic of Alf is *totally* HOT.

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Riograce, at 4:03 PM

That Carrot Top pic has scarred me for life - thanx!!! Veins on bodybuilders arms are sooooo icky!

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scary mainer, at 6:17 AM

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