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Wednesday, August 01, 2007 :::

Long Haired Hippie People Need Not Apply

This is the senator that Al Franken is running to defeat in '08:

Celebstoner thinks he's a hypocrite for being an ex-hippie-pothead Republican, considering his recent voting records. But lets be honest, calling a Republican a Hypocrite is no big feat. I just think he's a party-flipping egocentric vote-whoring a-hole who looks like a troll regardless of his hair length.

On a related note, anagrams are fun:

NORMAN COLEMAN = NO LAMER CONMAN

NORMAN COLEMAN = MEAN CLAN MORON

NORMAN COLEMAN = ME ANAL CORN NOM

Okay, that last one doesn't make sense, but I had to include it because I don't know if I'll ever get the chance to use the phrase "anal corn" online again.


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You have to make a situation for anal corn.



hehe, FIRST!

By Anonymous sarah, at 10:48 PM  




al petitioned me for money...( i live in ohio) and started his letter "dear person i'm asking for money..."
you gotta love al
and i hope you and yours weren't on that bridge planetdan

By Blogger whaat?, at 7:51 AM  




At least you don't look like Norman Coleman!

By Anonymous sarah, at 9:33 AM  




please post something dan! I hope you and your family and friends weren't anywhere near the collapsed bridge.

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 2:32 PM  




I also came here to make sure you were okay so please let us know.

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 3:23 PM  




You've been dugg.

By Blogger Dan, at 5:54 PM  




Phew, Dan, you had us all worried there - what a lovely way to let us know you're ok!!

By Anonymous Pooks, at 7:52 PM  




thank you!

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 7:51 AM  




Well, "nom" means "name" in French, so I think that works...

By Anonymous Dirky-Do, at 11:59 AM  




Sorry to disappoint y'all, but the real planetdan sings his comments and posts with a small d, not the capital D that was signed to the comment here. Also, note that the comment says, "You've been dugg." I'm thinking that the real dan would have made a completely new topic for such an announcement and would probably said something like "I've been dugg" or "Digg this, Bitches."

Worriedly, I don't think we can make any assumptions about anyone's safety yet.

By Blogger otimak, at 12:43 PM  




Yeah that was a different Dan that dugg me, but I'm here, as you can tell, since I've posted post-bridge collapse. Thanks for carin'.

By Blogger Dan, at 2:51 PM  




Damn was hoping Dan lived under that bridge. Thought he was the troll with the hammer and sickle on his chest.

By Blogger hank, at 3:35 PM  




If you did that Bo Derek thing to your butt hair, would you have anal cornrows?

Just wondering.

By Blogger Jake, at 3:55 PM  




I love that when I go to Google and type in anal corn, your website comes up first and second! Admit it, you did it (at least in part) for all the folks out there who are into veggies and arses!

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 12:43 PM  




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