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Friday, February 09, 2007 :::

Woah.

It's not just that it's so considerably sized. It's that he seems to have some sort of unnatural control over its movement:



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::: posted by dan at 12:28 PM :: [ link ] :: (9) comments Social Bookmark Button

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What do you mean 'unnatural'?

By Blogger Erik, at 3:39 PM  




You've taken envy to a whole new level.

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 10:47 PM  




Impressive.
Most impresive.

By Anonymous Darth Vader, at 11:57 PM  




what.
I thought everyone could do that?

By Anonymous Mat, at 12:00 AM  




All you have to do is flex your pee pee muscles, and it does that. Or, as Cosmo says... Kegels.

"These exercises tone the pubococcygeus (PC) muscle the 'sex muscle' found in the pelvic floor that, when strong, makes for more intense orgasms"

You need to get in touch with your inner Zebra, Dan.

By Anonymous ryan, at 10:22 PM  




That thing is damn close to having a prehensile penis.

Scary.

By Blogger Debbye, at 1:53 AM  




I bet all the girls love him.

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 6:37 AM  




damn. i don't even HAVE a penis, and i'm jealous as hell.

damn lucky zebra.

By Anonymous melissa mcgee, at 9:13 AM  




Please tell me it was attacked by a snake!

By Blogger Rubygloom, at 6:48 PM  




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