Thursday, February 08, 2007 :::
I always wondered what authority gives churches the right to call themselves the "first":
::: posted by dan at 12:26 AM :: [ link ] :: (9) comments
9 previous comments:
I always assumed it was a chonological thing, but now I wonder...
By sarah, at 9:48 PM
I definitely think it's whoever can talk the biggest smack. Way to go First Assembly of God!
By , at 11:35 PM
I little harsh for a church, don't you think?
By , at 6:34 AM
To Anonymous, Dan posted a link a while back that was a church sign generator (at least I think it was Dan). I'm pretty sure that this was made with that. Either that, or Photoshopped. So, no, no real church actually ever really put that on their sign. :-) I'd be happy to be corrected, though! ;-)
By , at 9:41 AM
You're right, it is made with www.churchsigngenerator.com. You can see it written on the sign if you look closely right below Assembly of God.
By , at 1:24 PM
Doesn't the same thought hold true for banks as well? How many "First" Banks of your town are there? They can't all be first, can they?
By , at 3:07 PM
Favorite 2 church signs - Actually seen on church signs:
1. Sign broken. Come inside for message.
2. If you buy a 5th on the 3rd, you may not see the 4th. (This was posted end of June/early July)
By , at 11:29 AM
I wouldn't put anything past churches! All organized religions suck a BIG one, hehehe.
I'm not too cynical am I?
By August, at 4:31 AM
My church is "First Parish" because we're the first church in the town, chronologically speaking.
That said, that is a hilarious sign! Generated, I'm sure, with the church-sign-generator thingy.
By PeaceBang, at 9:58 AM
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