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Monday, October 03, 2005 :::

Crayon Dan

I just found this old portrait that one of my nieces made of me a few years back. It's super cute and all, but a lot of it really disturbs me:

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I think u took way too much time to draw your Crayola sharpner worn yet?

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 12:39 AM  

Why would that disturb you? It looks like she has reimagined you as a Muppet complete with top hat, whiskers, googly eyes and a large brooch? We all know how much you love the Muppets...and brooches so what are you complaining about?

By Blogger brent, at 12:41 AM  

Actually it shows promise- looks like a 3 yr olds., detailed composition, tezture, detail- not bad! The scribbly crotch area is kinda baffling, though...

By Blogger slaphappyannie, at 2:50 AM  

Ah... how cute!

And it says your name: "DAb"
She must have had a bad cold and a snotty nose that day. How cute!

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 3:45 AM  


Are sure that's you. It looks more like your Uncle Ray?

By Anonymous billthecatlives, at 5:34 AM  

Jeez Bill...why don't you marry Uncle Ray already.

By Blogger brent, at 12:14 PM  

Is it a profile view? You look like a robot from a eutopian novel by a european socialist.

By Blogger Adam, at 1:15 PM  

I know exactly why this disturbs you. . . . and it should.

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 2:23 PM  

Aside from wearing blue leather chaps while posing for this portrait, I think you're on the up and up here.

By Blogger Elle Marie, at 4:13 PM  

Did Zoe do that? She used to draw "scibbly crotch" on all her pictures cuz she "didn't know what was under there".

I didn't care to explain.

By Blogger Colleen, at 8:43 PM  

I'm no Rorschach, but does anyone else see Crow T. Robot sitting atop something, err, phallic?

By Blogger zeppgoddess, at 8:44 PM  

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