Monday, October 03, 2005 :::
I just found this old portrait that one of my nieces made of me a few years back. It's super cute and all, but a lot of it really disturbs me:
::: posted by dan at 8:30 AM :: [ link ] :: (11) comments
11 previous comments:
I think u took way too much time to draw this.....is your Crayola sharpner worn yet?
By , at 12:39 AM
Why would that disturb you? It looks like she has reimagined you as a Muppet complete with top hat, whiskers, googly eyes and a large brooch? We all know how much you love the Muppets...and brooches so what are you complaining about?
By brent, at 12:41 AM
Actually it shows promise- looks like a 3 yr olds., detailed composition, tezture, detail- not bad! The scribbly crotch area is kinda baffling, though...
By slaphappyannie, at 2:50 AM
Ah... how cute!
And it says your name: "DAb"
She must have had a bad cold and a snotty nose that day. How cute!
By , at 3:45 AM
Are sure that's you. It looks more like your Uncle Ray?
By billthecatlives, at 5:34 AM
Jeez Bill...why don't you marry Uncle Ray already.
By brent, at 12:14 PM
Is it a profile view? You look like a robot from a eutopian novel by a european socialist.
By Adam, at 1:15 PM
I know exactly why this disturbs you. . . . and it should.
By , at 2:23 PM
Aside from wearing blue leather chaps while posing for this portrait, I think you're on the up and up here.
By Elle Marie, at 4:13 PM
Did Zoe do that? She used to draw "scibbly crotch" on all her pictures cuz she "didn't know what was under there".
I didn't care to explain.
By Colleen, at 8:43 PM
I'm no Rorschach, but does anyone else see Crow T. Robot sitting atop something, err, phallic?
By zeppgoddess, at 8:44 PM
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