Monday, September 05, 2005 :::
Maybe this is an old joke, but I don't get into car humor that much so it's new to me. This is an excerpt from a fire-side discussion about my Hyundai Sonata's poor gas mileage:
J-Wack: What kind of gas mileage you get?
Me: Only about 20 miles to the gallon.
Cherry Nut: Oh, it-sonata gas efficient.
Nice one, Cherry Nut.
That honestly may have been the high point of my holiday weekend. I also went out and drank too much with K-Mack and T-Bone, which was fun and would have easily been the high point of the weekend if I didn't have the awkward memory of trying to pose for a picture with my neighbor's third nipple. It's a long story, but we bumped into her, she has three nipples, K-Mack has a camera phone, and I have a low tolerance for Tequila.
::: posted by dan at 6:09 PM :: [ link ] :: (6) comments
6 previous comments:
If I could find your email address, I could send you a lovely little .wmv of a gas station clip, from Leno (A fine Canadian!) Very cute. (The clip, not Leno!)
By , at 8:41 PM
Whoaaaaaaaa wait just one minute. Where's the camera phone pic???
By , at 9:59 AM
The picture is actually taken with a real camera, might very well be a year or two before the film is developed. Stay posted, it will end up on planetdan at some point
By Kristina, at 1:59 PM
third nip? i think id like to see that...
By , at 4:47 PM
which neighbour might that be? it sounds like we have been replaced by better and more efficient models...
By , at 2:01 PM
Yes...yes you have. Brian can shoot lazer beams out of his eyes.
By Kristina, at 12:54 PM
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