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Monday, August 22, 2005 :::


When photographers come to your house for an interview about selling your old furniture in the classifieds, be wary, and maybe think twice before you volunteer to pose by your dedicated bondage apparatus:

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Read the whole story about all of the subsequent embarrassment here.

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That's a lot of hubub over some handcuffs. Someone should remind me to remove my bull whip and gag from my trunk when I go to sell my car.

By Blogger Biglug, at 7:41 PM  

Emily looks like a big sweetheart! Hopefully she's laughed it off. And has a great story to tell her kid (when he or she is about 30.)

By Blogger vespabelle, at 7:55 PM  

oh man, what's the big deal? we keep our whips, nipple clamps, cuffs, and candles (for dripping, of course) right next to the bed.

and i better remember to remove the butt plug from the tupperware drawer. after all, we DO have family coming for a visit soon.


By Blogger Honey Bunny, at 9:08 PM  

I missed Media Watch last week.

Go Adelaide!

(That said, I'd just like the record to reflect that I'm from NSW, and not SA. I don't think Media Watch have slammed my local Mercury for a while.)

By Blogger alivicwil, at 5:17 AM  

Oh yeah -- did anyone else think it was a (kida poor) pirolette, from the other day?
I spent a second or two trying to figure if ANY of the post matched poor Emily's profile.

By Blogger alivicwil, at 5:33 AM  

It's not all that bad, there could have been notches in the bed post.

By Blogger stapler, at 8:29 AM  

Reminds me when my wife put all of her "toys" in the dishwasher and my mother in law stopped by to drop of some things and decided to clean the kitchen up a little. Well lets say she was shocked when she went to put the clean dishes away. She left a note and the toys on the bed saying "these are dishwasher safe, I will have to remember that". At first I was shocked then I could not get the "I will have to remember that" comment out of my head. LOL

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 9:49 AM  

You put those things in the dishwasher? The same dishwasher you put your silverware and coffee mugs in?? Hmmm…that seems gross, like boiling your dirty underpants in the soup kettle. I dunno.

By Blogger Kristina, at 10:20 AM  

Man, that lady did not take the whole situation well. I mean the photographer and the paper were assholes for putting that picture in the paper, but if the cuffs were just a gag gift why the hell are they hanging from her bed post?

By Blogger Gwenhwyfar, at 9:39 AM  

Dan, does Emily have a doppleganger on your PICS page. (ROBBIN + LAURA,
XMAS 2004 ~IMG_3655)

By Anonymous Leanne, at 1:17 AM  

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