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Sunday, August 28, 2005 :::

Ragdoll: The Sequel

In regards to the original falling ragdoll girl thingee that some genius developed, I remixed it using George Bush instead. It doesn't really work as slick as the original, but then nothing really ever does once the Bush Administration gets involved:

Flailing Bush

All it's missing are some painful sound effects and a high-tech real-time bruising graphics engine.

::: posted by dan at 4:21 PM :: [ link ] :: (47) comments Social Bookmark Button

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Oh thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you! I love it.

By Blogger Elle, at 6:50 PM  

that is really quite funny... hahahaha!

By Blogger cmhl, at 9:04 PM  

the vaccuous look on his face is great.

By Blogger alivicwil, at 12:31 AM  

As much as I loooooved the first one, this is just so much more exciting. I like that sometimes he hits a ball and it looks like his neck snaps. I like that alot.

By Blogger Katherine, at 1:16 AM  

Thanks Dan!!!!!!!!! Once again you fill my idle time with endless joy. The first ragdoll was awesome... now ragdoll Bush *sigh* :)

By Anonymous Zoe, at 11:58 AM  

I think that replacing the bubbles with jagged rocks would make it more interesting too...

By Anonymous duane, at 12:35 PM  

I really like being able to slam him into the bubbles at will. Duane is right, jagged rocks would be sooooo much better. I wish I could make him bleed and wimper. That would be the bestest ever. Thanks

By Blogger Michelle, at 6:49 PM  

Better yet, suit him up in the duster, hat & gloves and have him smashing into SUVs.

By Blogger Michelle, at 6:55 PM  

i sent it to ya Dan... how could you forget ME??? oh wait... who am i again? :P

By Blogger fizzy a.k.a. fifi, at 11:16 PM  

oh sorry fizzifi, I bookmarked the page but then lost the actual email. I wanted to give you credit, really I did.

By Blogger dan, at 12:09 AM  

If you just sort of let him fall, while listening to music, it makes for a very, um, intriguing video.
Right now he's stuck on a bubble with his little Bush Butt up in the air. Should I leave him that way, I wonder.

By Blogger Karla, at 5:18 AM  

I feel like Karl Rove, able to control Bush's every move.

Duane's right. Jagged rocks would add another degree of entertainment value.

By Blogger Rusty, at 11:13 AM  

Why do you people hate America?? Iíll be forwarding these comments to the Secret Service & the Department of Homeland Security.

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 8:10 PM  

Haha, that's funny! What is the secret service going to do? Those comments were obviously illegal...

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 10:22 PM  

Perfect. This is going to be my go-to site for when I'm stuck writing a sermon: I can spend long minutes pretending to be God throwing George Bush around in the eternal pit of Bubble Hell. Can someone design it so there's flames and stuff? And maybe a pitchfork for him to impale himself on (of course his expression would never change, and he'd just say that he's "makin' progress.")

By Blogger PeaceBang, at 11:01 PM  

thanks dan,
just returned from the bank to renegotiate my mortgage.
seems you're the only one willing to give me credit today!

By Blogger fizzy a.k.a. fifi, at 3:28 PM  

Haaaaaaa, ha haaa!

What about a continuous sentence that changes subjet everytime his head passes below his nether regions?

e.g. "Well now,... ya see there, it's.... the real important thing to keep focused on.... what I mean to say is..... it's about keeping in mind that.... "

So many wonderful possibilities.

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 3:19 PM  

planetdan! thank you....i love it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

By Blogger Yram, at 6:38 PM  

One anonymous user said the following:

"Why do you people hate America?? Iíll be forwarding these comments to the Secret Service & the Department of Homeland Security."

Now, I believe this to be a little extreme considering it's an internet "blog," there is no precise way to recognize all the sources of people who left the comments, and it denies the right to speak out against the government, which also goes against the Canadian Charter of Rights and Freedoms (Free Speech). However, the orginal female version was completely sexist. Exactly what was the purpose of creating such a ridiculous visual? I would almost go as far as to say that it's encouraging abuse. This is highly offensive and I am completely against it.

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 5:59 PM  

Yes he may fall as we all do but he never hits the bottom. That is why he is always on the move getting things done.

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 1:49 AM  

Thank you, Dan. Thank you, Fizzy! This is the most therapeutic Flash animation I have ever seen.

What fun.

Take that, you twerp! (Fling!) Misunderestimate this, jerk! (Wham!) Share THIS with your right-wing power base! (Thud!)

Then again, sometimes it's just fun to watch him fall, like the drunk he is, like his numbers are doing now... bye bye, Georgie, enjoy the ride...

By Blogger Rick, at 10:31 PM  

hey yeah, i thought it was pretty ok. the ragdoll girl was better though

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 6:10 AM  

the continuous free fall....
to be continued?

sooz in CA

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 5:54 PM  

"Why do you people hate America?? Iíll be forwarding these comments to the Secret Service & the Department of Homeland Security"

It's people like these are the traitors of this great nation. Labeling us as America haters doesn't change the facts that we elected a complete idiot and a string puppet for the rich and powerful. Nice going. Hope you're enjoying your tax-cut. BTW, how much is you gas bill?

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 8:00 PM  

The first time I played this,I almost laughed myself to death! It's so funny! Kinda reminds me of gnomes...

By Anonymous GNOME LORD 1, at 7:01 PM  

I love this game! Kinda reminds me of garden gnomes...

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 7:03 PM  

duane and Michelle were both right, buuuuut, fire and lava would be pretty awesome.

By Anonymous GNOME LORD 1, at 7:25 PM  

It's me again. Hello. Just wanted to say hi to you guys. I guess I'll talk to you later. Bye.

By Anonymous GNOME LORD 1, at 6:09 PM  

Traitors to this GREAT nation? Oh...and this GREAT president? Tell that to all of the people who had family killed in Iraq! You know what...I really hate talking about politics and everything, but people like you are so ignorant that it really makes it impossible NOT to say anything.

By Anonymous Realistic, at 6:21 PM  

How are these Ragdoll's made? With what looks pretty simple

By Anonymous DragonWorshipper, at 10:35 AM  

This is cool, my dad loves it too.
ive got him in a position where it looks like hes crying!

By Anonymous Drabbers, at 7:52 AM  

Can you program him getting bloodier?
That would be awesome!

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 11:43 AM  

Can you program him getting bloodier?
That would be awesome!

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 11:43 AM  

OK, so I'm thick, and I'm behind every one else, because I just found this. Then again, I am an Australian. How do I save the second-most loathed politican in Australia as a screensaver? (The first most loathed is our Prime Minister: Bush comes second because he doesn't actually live here, but maintains a military presence and is always in our face.)

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 10:03 PM  

this is fun but slow

By Blogger Student, at 2:55 PM  

Oooo how can I download it as my screensaver????

By Anonymous Debi, at 4:53 AM  

Very funny. Could you add a cowboy hat?

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 5:31 AM  

Yesss:The look in his face,perfect!Thanks

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 10:53 AM  

How do I save it as my screensaver?

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 10:39 PM  

does anyone know if this can be made into a screensaver?

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 3:40 PM  

Yes, how can I use it as a screensaver?

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 10:29 AM  

As far as I know, it cannot be made into a screensaver. It is a Flash file, and windows doesn't allow interactive media to be used in such ways. Oh well, sorry!

By Blogger dan, at 5:28 PM  

it a buzz when he falls and lands on his head the guy who made this should get a medal

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 6:16 AM  

I am a good american and love my country very much, but I DO NOT like the joker running it right now and I did not vote for him. He's a menace. I love this and wish I could use it as a screensaver.
And to all of those that would think I am being unpatriotic.....far from it. I am as patriotic as they come. I just worry about the welfare of our soldiers more. It's just hard to like the clown when my son just got blown into a wall from a mortar in Iraq. We were lucky, he only lost his hearing in one ear, was concussed and generally beat up badly. A lot of our men and women over there weren't so lucky.

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 2:43 PM  

HA! I love it when he does the splits and bangs his head against the bubble, AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN!!!

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 1:47 AM  

Who needs blood...I managed to rip his arms off it may be a glitch but its very very very funny! lol

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 2:47 PM  

Is there anyway I can download the falling bush screensaver?

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 1:45 PM  

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