Tuesday, April 05, 2005 :::
I just got this email from K-Mack:
I had a dream last night that I went to an Applebee's conference at some hotel in Florida, and the hotel was so fancy that they put gold fish in the toilets.
I told her that her subconscious concept of "fancy" was really disturbing.
::: posted by dan at 1:15 PM :: [ link ] :: (8) comments
8 previous comments:
Not to mention totally unrealistic. Come on, did housekeeping replenish the goldfish right along with the towels?
By katie, at 3:23 PM
They swam back up the pipes after each flush. Duh.
By Kristina, at 3:59 PM
Well, that makes perfect sense then...
By , at 6:03 PM
if i were a billionaire, i would employ a staff of people just to stock my toilets with goldfish!
By clara, at 1:41 AM
There's a difference between gold fish and goldfish, so which one was it? I think it'd be way better if it was solid gold fish.
By , at 7:53 AM
For some reason, when I read this I didn't think it was a "gold" fish or a "goldfish" fish - but those delectible little snack crackers that make children (and adults) go wild with delight.
We all know K-Mack thinks those are fancy cause they come in a package with silver foil on the top. Don't deny it K-Mack, you were fishing for snack crackers in your dream toilet.
By brent, at 9:56 AM
If I had known that email was going to be shared with the entire blogging world I would have been more specific and detailed. I'll know for next time. Dan's fault this time.
I also told Dan about the dream I had where I saw box of puppies get hit by a car, but I guess that wasn't as amusing as gold fish in the toilet. Hm.
By Kristina, at 2:22 PM
There was an episode of Dexter's Laboratory on recently where the goldfish died and the spirit came back to haunt Dexter cause they didn't flush it down the toilet... Apparently fish like to be flushed... Course that could only be the culprit if ya actually saw the cartoon...
By Monkey, at 3:34 PM
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