Saturday, November 27, 2004 :::
K-Mack and I decorated the house for Xmas yesterday. It's kind of a yearly tradition that involves obnoxiously loud xmas music, three fake trees of various sizes, and way too many bottles of wine. It's an all-day event, after which we were too pooped to go out and decided to stay home and play a game while we admired our xmas decorations. For some reason I was determined to play Scrabble, but the only way I could talk her into it was to suggest it be Offensive Scrabble.
We decided the rules would be the same as regular Scrabble, except if your word was dirty, suggestive, offensive, or downright appalling, you got double points. Shortly after beginning we abandoned all rules that applied to proper spelling. Soon after that, we decided the board size didn't suit our needs and allowed expansion, if necessary. Eventually, even rationality went out the window. It didn't really even need to make sense as long as it seemed at least a little bit naughty.
Parental Advisory Warning: This is a pic of game two - the least offensive of all the games we played. But don't look at it if you want to keep your innocent opinions of me. Not that it's all that shocking.
::: posted by dan at 8:52 PM :: [ link ] :: (9) comments
9 previous comments:
Kick Ass! This is the best idea I ever heard. and it opens up perversion for so many other games.
ps-whoever pees vasoline should probebly consult a doctor...
By lynne, at 9:40 PM
I notice you turned over a letter or two for the picture- the R & O are the two I notice. So this is what I turned down last night, huh? Yeah, while I'm sure amusing to those with several bottles of wine in them, I think I would have been only annoyed because I would have needed to be sober to get all the way back home. My couch was a good companion last night. But thanks again for the invite. Next time I can get sloshed, I'm in. But I *hate* Scrabble.
By hot babe, at 10:48 PM
Um, those are blank tiles. Kinda like wildcards. Have you ever even played Scrabble?
By dan, at 12:52 AM
Only once- it was with you & I hated it.
By hot babe, at 9:37 AM
is groupsexo an italian swingers club?
And I don't know, can a person really use brand names in scrabble? It should read "Ipeepetroleumjelly" instead.
By , at 11:53 AM
Game one was definitely racier.
By Kristina, at 1:16 PM
Based on your ad hoc "rules", it would appear that most aspects of Scrabble were merely window dressing. Why not just sip your wine, say dirty words to each other and giggle? (That probably would have made for a much less interesting photo, however.)
By Will, at 2:41 PM
Dan & K-Mack do that all the time- sit around, sip wine, say dirty words to each other & giggle. They may just be roommates, but in some ways they're like an old married couple looking for ways to spice up their home life. Apparently, putting dirty words on a Scrabble board "spiced" things up just enough this weekend. When I saw them Sunday afternoon they both had big smiles on their faces while each sipping from their own Arby's cup.
By hot babe, at 12:03 PM
At least we have each other.
By Kristina, at 11:26 AM
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