Wednesday, November 17, 2004 :::
I hate stuff like this because even though I know that it's usually total bunk, I still can't stop myself from believing it at least a little bit. The internet is evil when it comes to giving me new things to obsess about.
Click here to see even more horrifying statistics about things you unknowingly ingest/touch/drink on a regular basis. I wonder if anyone has indirectly touched my penis today?
::: posted by dan at 4:06 PM :: [ link ] :: (18) comments
18 previous comments:
Hmmm. So, annually you will shake hands with 6 men and 11 women who have masturbated without washing their hands. Does that mean that women masturbate more, or that men are more fastidious with their hygiene? Either answer debunks a common held stereotype.
By Rob, at 4:22 PM
Hey YOU! Quit pissing in the pool!
By Harris' World, at 4:31 PM
Come to think of it...I think maybe I DID indirectly touch your penis today. But just to be sure, let me see it one more time real quick. Hahahaha - Sorry - I've been like this all day.
By annie, at 4:51 PM
I bet if you eat the Monster Thickburger you get all 12 in one sitting.
ps-what kind of orgie wedding receptions are people going to that they are in fear of cold sores? I've been to quite a few and have been able to contain myself from snogging with *cold-sore Larry* in a dark corner...
By lynne, at 5:16 PM
I cannot tell you how much I love the word "snogging" and how much it makes me laugh. I don't know why, I just do.
By Colleen, at 8:54 PM
I'm not so sure I'm willing to believe all of those statistics. But I know the last few weddings that I've actually ended up making out with someone, I wasn't sober enough to look for cold sores. I guess I should consider myself lucky & try to remain sober at all future nuptuals.
By hot babe, at 9:48 PM
OMG, I am a swimmer and there's not one chance that goes by that I don't think about other people' stuff, that means snot, especially, but also urine and just general mucus that I'm subjected to every time I get in the pool. It's freakin' gross. It's like sharing the same bathtub with 154 people. I have to seriously not think about it in order not to gag. Every time. And I'm a regular. Don't envy me.
By tcarole, at 12:31 AM
I hear that the chemicals they put into pools are supposed to prevent the urine, snot, whatever icky stuff from getting you ill. But ingest pool water? Doesn't that imply that you swallowed pool water. I would honk if I swallowed pool water. Ugh.
By pierre, at 12:41 AM
I think everytime we click on your website we inadvertently and 'indirectly touch' your penis in some strange way.
That stormtrooper animation still haunts me.
The Horror! The Horror!
By Erik, at 8:49 AM
Bodily functions = NASTY, but what's with the pervy workmen checking out my dirty laundry? That's unsettling... It reminds me of that movie Visionquest where Matthew Modine gets caught smelling (insert 80's chick name that I can't remember here)'s panties...
By Will, at 8:50 AM
so this has nothing to do with ingesting or obtaining anything gross, but I was flipping through my Readymade mag this weekend and there was a tiny little blurb about your Senior Pics. It's just too bad they are no longer viewable. Way to go Readymade. Were you aware of the blurb?
Heidi from MN
By , at 9:00 AM
Yeah, in fact I ran out and bought the magazine and scanned it, so you can see it here if you want. I feel bad that I had to take it down after they go and print it in a magazine, but oh well.
By dan, at 12:22 PM
I think I dreamt about indirectly... nevermind
By , at 4:24 PM
It was Linda Fiorentino's underthings that Matthew Modine got caught sniffing in "Vision Quest." But in the karmic balance that is Hollywood, Linda got to play her own perv role in "The Last Seduction" (which was either one of the most disturbing or most hilarious movies to come out of the 90s, depending on one's upbringing). That film probably portrayed personal contact with grody-things from at least six of the nine horrifying-statistics classifications listed here.
By S&J, at 9:47 PM
By Kiddo78, at 11:48 PM
Well I won't be going swimming anytime soon. 11 women annually huh?
By ceclipse26, at 7:46 AM
I dreamed I touched your penis last night....is that socially acceptable to admit?
By , at 3:15 PM
Naw, ain't nothing wrong with that.
By dan, at 4:24 PM
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