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Tuesday, July 25, 2006 :::

Found Objects

I work my computers pretty hard, so it's not surprising that they occasionally give out on me. Whenever a harddrive crashes, I box it up and store it away, assuming I will try to mine some data off it in the future. This weekend I had a spare moment while hiding from the blistering heat and I plugged an old drive into my machine to search for anything salvageable, and I found some weird stuff. For instance, why did I make this:

I must have had good reason. And although I do actually recall making this graphic, I can't for the life of me remember who this woman is or why I defiled her:

I'm assuming this was created for a Valentine's day card of some sort, but that doesn't make it any less creepy:

Speaking of Valentine's, I also found this lovely little Flash memento I apparently received from Bruce Willis.

God knows what else I'll find on these neglected drives. It's kinda like finding an old time capsule. Buried by some crazy delusional shut-in.

::: posted by dan at 11:20 AM :: [ link ] :: (15) comments

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Dude,
You seriously gotta find a woman!

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Yolel, at 12:13 PM

For me, the most disturbing part of that valentine is the amount of oil on that cherub.
Greezy.

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Elle Marie, at 2:36 PM

Blistering heat... puh-leeze. You have no clue.

I like her pretty broach...

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the other sarah, at 5:24 PM

I am so jealous.

I wish Bruce would send me a valentine.

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Colleen, at 10:34 PM

I don't believe that cherub with dan's head was made that long ago...you look exactly the same as you do in the picture where you're coming on to me.

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lola, at 10:17 AM

Nah, that's just Dan's default "come hither" look...

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Darcy's Twin, at 12:37 PM

Dan- the reason you can't remember the woman you "defiled" in the photo is that (at least I think this) - it isn't a woman you dressed up-it is was a picture of a man -

---at least I hope so, because if that was a woman to start with you did her a favor.

By the way you have the greatest stories - they make my day. I think the valentine is sweet.

---and I am glad I can't see the cat anymore.

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Anonymous, at 9:31 PM

The "defiled woman" looks like John Kerry. I also wish Bruce Willis would send me a valentine.

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toddbee, at 8:26 AM

I'm bored with this now. New post please!!!!!!!

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Kristina, at 1:02 PM

A-MEN kristina!

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Anonymous, at 2:35 PM

check out these pics of a new movie: beerfest

looks like they based it on one of your photo albums of the greasy cooters and either t-bone pics or a halloween party

http://www.joblo.com/index.php?id=12271

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iloveyouplanetdan, at 3:43 PM

I'm so upset. I thought Bruce was mine. First I had to put up with Demi, now Dan? What do you "D" people have that I dont?!

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MzCraz, at 1:58 AM

Seriously, new post please. This has been up for nearly a week, and its not that great of a post!!!!! I don’t feel good and I don’t want to do work, entertain me!!! OR, I’m gonna come home and make you entertain me in person!

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Kristina, at 10:58 AM

yes...pleeease...new post!!! NEW POST NEW POST NEW POST

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Anonymous, at 3:59 PM

HA! My word verification was "hulky". How appropriate.

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Anonymous, at 3:59 PM

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