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Monday, February 11, 2008 :::

Out of Pocket

I'm sorta out of the country right now.

It's like 55 degrees where I'm at. It's like 40 degrees below zero back home, so suck on that:

Someone should tell that guy that his browns don't match.

Someone should also tell this foreign TV manufacturer that their brand name sucks:

Someone should tell this foreign women's clothing store that their name is a little inappropriate:

Someone should tell this guy that if he's going to be representing America to the rest of the world that he should stop being such a jackass:

Someone should tell this guy that he can stand in front of a giant windmill and suck in his gut all he wants, but he still looks like he's getting fat:

Someone should tell the world that this guy love Bruges. I guess he'll just let his shopping bags do the talking:

Anyway, I'll be back tomorrow.

::: posted by dan at 2:24 PM :: [ link ] :: (14) comments

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Don't be so hard on that guy! He looks just fine and has plenty of other, likeable qualities.

Oh lord, my word verification is hugsw.

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Sissy, at 3:56 PM

yeah, anyway... well that is smart, not even I knew Bruges was the french name of Brugge. And I'm living in a neighboring country.

(hmm I always try to copy and paste that word verification.. I'm definitely working too much!)

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European Dream, at 4:06 PM

The top photo of you is rather Mona Lisa-like with the mismatched backgrounds. Left side ~ rain barrels, mossy fence, and lush vine. Right side ~ dried-up and washed out. Your hand placement. Your brown outfit (if only it were lower-cut). Your mysterious...expression. I did a double take. Wow!

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AMR, at 5:48 PM

um

AWESOME

and

COMPLETELY JEALOUS

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Anonymous, at 7:36 AM

That guy is so hot.

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Nina, at 2:26 PM

If it's Tuesday this must be Belgium. Do you have chocolate in your Brugges? Wait, that doesn't sound right.

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Anonymous, at 4:29 PM

Hooray for Bruges! The most cultured city in Belgium... I heart that city, too.

Did you climb to the top of the Bell Tower? Or visit the chocolate museum (Chocostory)?

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Cara, at 7:02 PM

You guys leave good comments. :)

I'm home now but I'm all retardified from jetlag.

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dan, at 8:49 PM

I love it when guys wear scarves. No, I'm serious. I do. Why do I feel like if I say something true in a comment, it's somehow going to sound like a joke, or an innuendo. What have you done to us, Dan?

I just got back from Africa so I am retardified +10 on the jet lag so I have you beat. It's like a million hours from Johannesburg to San Francisco. That's right, a million.

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tcarole, at 8:59 PM

the top photo is dan practicing his toothless smile, amid the rain barrels and mossy fence. a camouflage garment and shoulder holster would add to the mystery.

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whaat?, at 8:34 AM

I'm guessing you like brown clothes.

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David, at 11:08 AM

Dan is ALWAYS hot, even in brown.

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CampBlood, at 2:28 PM

Someone should tell that guy he is fucking adorable!

Happy thursday Miller!

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sarah, at 6:34 AM

you really went to Bruges? i hope it wasn't after you saw the horrible movie In Bruges. yikes.

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Honey Bunny, at 8:34 PM

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