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Tuesday, September 18, 2007 :::

In my pants right now.

You may think that this is just a pathetic excuse to post a crotch shot, but unbeknownst to me there was a nice little surprise hidden behind the zipper of the new pants that I brought to the tailor to get hemmed last week:

She's sewn right in there, nice and good. The nice Asian lady who tailors my clothes thought it was particularly funny. She'd never seen anything like it. I think she thought it was racy. And to think, I originally purchased them for my upcoming trip to the Vatican.

I want to tell everyone I encounter about my own personal secret fly girl, but somehow I don't think it would ever be a good idea to start out a conversation with: "Hey, wanna see what happens when I unzip my fly?"

::: posted by dan at 8:22 PM :: [ link ] :: (12) comments Social Bookmark Button

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Thanks Dan you are always a bright spot on an ordinary day I have been pursuing your blog for about two years and have never left a comment so I apologize for that. I would use a line like “do you want to join the girl already in my pants?” you would have to un-zip for proof of statement but I think it would work.

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 8:52 PM  

It's just too bad you don't like girlz.

P.S. Can you provide an "Animated Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday" as well?

By Anonymous dabootski, at 1:09 AM  

I think "wanna see something swell?" works too-:)

By Blogger Julie, at 7:03 AM  

dan, while you're in italy, hop on over to'll find some nice little ties that have similar (if not a little more naughty) surprises in them!

By Anonymous staciejo, at 8:22 AM  

Does K-Mack know it's national talk like a pirate day?

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 8:25 AM  

Oh no. Today, as in Wednesday? Or was it yesterday? did I miss it? Damn it. I'm going to talk like a pirate anyways. Arrr..nges.


Oh...and thanks!

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 8:37 AM  

I love that! It's way better than my "Lucky you" inside my favorite jeans.

Vatican? You are going to love it! There are a million things you can get with the pope on them. Like a Popener, or a loli-pope!

By Anonymous sarah, at 9:22 AM  

Today, as in Wednesday. They announced it on the morning radio show I listen to while showering. The power of planetdan made me immediately think of you; even though I don't know any of you.

Avast, ye scurvy dogs!

By Blogger Nick, at 12:56 PM  

Are you free-balling?

By Blogger Smells like Kristin, at 2:42 PM  

MMMMM Daniel. U sexy man.

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 3:53 PM  

Maybe the nice asian girl wants IN your pants? hmmmm.....

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 10:57 PM  

I don't get it.

By Anonymous Robert, AZ, at 7:05 PM  

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