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Tuesday, February 21, 2006 :::

Lonely T

This is me and my friend T:

I'm not tryin' to be his pimp, but T's on the market, ladies. I'm taking it upon myself to find him a good normal girl. His reputation is only slightly tarnished, and even though he's pushing thirty, he still has a lot going for him. Such as:

1. He's tall: 6' 3"
2. He's generous with the bar tabs.
3. He's friendly and jolly, but not in an obese Santa Clause kinda way.
4. He's gainfully employed.
5. He don't look half bad:

So, if you're a nice single lady, or you know a nice single lady, who might be interested in T, email me a friendly note at

It would help if you are near or around Minneapolis, too.

::: posted by dan at 9:38 PM :: [ link ] :: (71) comments Social Bookmark Button

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Now, I'm just an old married broad, but that man should not need any help finding a chick... What's wrong with him? Shy? Good luck pimpin' him.

By Blogger Twinkie, at 10:04 PM  

I've had my eye on him for quite some time.... does he go for 18 year olds? Yeah, that might be a problem.

By Anonymous Kristen, at 10:33 PM  

I'd do him.....

Do you think my boyfriend would mind?


By Anonymous Anonymous, at 10:47 PM  

Ive watched TBone through the year, and I am staking my claim to him. The 10yr age difference, my two teenagers, the husband of 20yrs, and the 1000 mile difference would have to be dealt with in a sensitive manner. Let me know when and where I need to meet up with him. Or just keep taking pictures of him and Ill just keep doing what married women do with good looking mens pictures...oh...I have gone too far. Sorry Dan, but he is a good looking man. Jill

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 10:56 PM  

Wait, isn't this the guy that killed his parents?

By Blogger Alicia, at 10:56 PM  

I didn't know this was a service that you were willing to provide. I had a few lean years ya know, thanks Dan! Jerk.

By Blogger Kristina, at 11:01 PM  

Does "generous with bar tabs" also mean he's a good tipper?
Just curious. I wait tables in a bar. (And I'm single.....Hmmm)

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 12:08 AM  

Whenever T's in the Chicagoland area, have him contact me. But only if he likes younger girls (I'm almost 20). It hasn't been a problem in the past with the age thing ;)

By Anonymous Ashley, at 1:25 AM  

Does T-bone go for guys like you do Dan? If so, I am close to his age, good looking even if I do say so myself, love dancing, cuddles, and wine. Tell T-bone if he wants to be kissed like he has never been kissed before to look me up.

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 4:58 AM  

Damn. And he lives right down the road from me too. Damn.

By Blogger Colleen, at 8:36 AM  

T is a brave man... the internet is full of freaks. But lucky for T, I am a hot Younger Minneapolis woman who has a thing for older guys with loose wallets. I mean, I like older men who have a good personality and funny friends. Yes.

T is hot.


By Anonymous Kelley, at 8:46 AM  

Is La Crosse too far ?

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 8:53 AM  

Dang, I didn't know T was so desperate. You forgot to mention he has a killer house with like 5 bedrooms, two hairless cats, a sweet ride, and he is taller than me at 6'3. I'd say he's 6'4' (6'5 with those weird boots he always wears). Sorry T, those things are horrible. Maybe that's why the girls don't like you?

By Blogger brent, at 9:20 AM  

I'm in my thirties, single, in the Twin cities...and i really like beer. a lot. I need someone to support my habit

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 9:21 AM  

Thanks for stopping by Hagioscope. Yeah, I'm feeling all secure now with my new alarm system.

If your friend Mr. T lives anywhere near the Twin Cities, tell him to drop me a line. ;-)

By Blogger Jugglernaut, at 9:25 AM  

Well, he is a cutie, but since I'm married, 7 months preggers, and live in Texas, it would probably be best not to get his hopes up. ;)

By Anonymous Catalpa, at 9:46 AM  

How come when I was single these guys were nowhere to be found? Uncool.

By Anonymous Lindsay, at 10:08 AM  

Yea Dan, how come you didn't help K-Mack out when her times were tough?? She's HOT and I would have flown up there from Atlanta to meet her. DAMN YOU!! Jerk! ;)

By Blogger TracyD, at 10:35 AM  

I've spent nearly every waking moment with T in the last 8 months. I can testify that he's a good guy. Oh...I don't think he's the guy that killed his parents but I can check and get back to you.

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 10:50 AM  

hey... I started a whole website because of Trevor. What the deuce? does that not mean anything anymore?

damn 1200 miles away...

Sarah- the coolest girl not in Minneapolis

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 11:20 AM  

Sure he's into girls?

By Anonymous Georg, at 12:38 PM  

Yeah, I agree with some of the other comments - I've been checking him out through your photos ever since I first saw him. He's HOT. But if he's single, twinkie is right: what's the catch? There has to be one.

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 1:09 PM  

that's not fair, everybody has a catch. Maybe he's just holding out for something great, or maybe he's drunk all the time, I've seen the pictures too... It could be the hairless cats... although it takes a real man to love one of those things...

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 1:46 PM  

alright...I am irritated
am I the ugly friend? every commentor is more than loose with the compliments about Kris, Dawn and T,I Just want to be told I am hot and sexy and have bedroom eyes too...

By Blogger Stacy, at 1:50 PM  

Stacy- You know those people that are actually so hot that you're afraid to approach them? That's you! We just knew you were too far out of our league ;)

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 1:55 PM  

Christ, Dan--put up a group pic with all of your friends and their aliases (aliaii?) so us newbies know who's who!

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 2:52 PM  

I am afraid I don't buy that anonymous.... right now I am eating pudding wearing a teddy bears sleeping on moons robe....thanks for patronizing me though

By Blogger Stacy, at 3:14 PM  

If you do post a picture of all of your friends Dan,I swear to God you better be nice...I can only imagine what you would post

By Blogger Stacy, at 3:15 PM  

I am hugely confused about your cast of characters. That guy is T-Bone?! I totally thought T-Bone was a girl. I see now that T-Bone is a suspiciously attractive Hottie McHotterson. You shouldn't have any trouble pimping him. What is T looking for in a girlfriend? Is he one of those hot guys who only dates vapid Barbies? I suspect he needs a nice, funny, smoldering-on-the-inside, nerd-until-she-takes off-her-glasses, quiet girl.

By Anonymous Kate, at 3:23 PM  

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By Blogger Jasmine, at 3:40 PM  

"I've spent nearly every waking moment with T in the last 8 months." LAMBERT

Sounds like T's found his girl. No need to look any further. Unless LAMBERT is a guy to which I would say, looks like T's found his girl.

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 3:44 PM  

Kate: the role of nice, funny, smoldering-on-the-inside, nerd-until-she-takes off-her-glasses, quiet girl is taken, thank you for your inquiry though...

I'm kidding. If he only dates vapid barbies I will cry.

By Blogger the other sarah, at 3:48 PM  

if anyone is clammoring for more t-bone there are pictures on

not that i sit and look at pictures of trevor all day, cause that would be creepy...

By Blogger the other sarah, at 3:59 PM  

He's really cute, and undoubtedly loving all of these comments.

Good luck!

By Blogger Elle Marie, at 4:15 PM  

Why do I feel that there must be something sinister behind your attempt to find T-Bone a lady? I just feel that there must be more to this story. Perhaps T lost a bet and now he has to let you pick a lady friend for him?

By Blogger Biglug, at 8:24 PM  

As all single people know its hard to meet people. I just would like to meet a nice, cute girl.

Thanks for your help Dan we'll see what happens.

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 9:51 PM  

I would love to be able to pick out T's next lady. I'd go a whole new direction for him. Not that I'm trying to judge his past ladies or anything.

By Blogger dan, at 11:21 PM  

Wow, he's pretty cute...

Kinda makes me wish I was a single gal.

Please. Don't tell the hubby.

By Anonymous Darcy's Twin, at 12:11 AM  

Wow! Thatīs alot of comments! Havenīt seen this many yet...

By Anonymous Richard, at 12:29 AM  


What's the 'Cooter Five?'

-signed, an interested party.

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 8:20 AM  

Dude, I so should have had him show me the Cooter Five... oh well, next time...

So dan, what direction would that be? the "younger, yet more mature, and crazy fun" (a.k.a. my)direction I hope... ;)

By Blogger the other sarah, at 12:36 PM  

Dan, I have the perfect woman for T, but she's in San Fran. Is he willing to travel?!

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 4:54 PM  

T-Bone is definitely super hot, even his nickname gives me an erection. Dad, let me know how he is in bed. With all of your experience, I trust your judgment. Ooh, I bet he has t i g h t buns! Mmmmmm.

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 5:19 PM  

Great Smile, Great teeth (is that wierd) Good luck T! You are for sure the sexiest guy on Dans site (sorry dan)

By Anonymous canadiangirl, at 5:54 PM  

Thirty years old, tall, attractive and he tips well! I cant imagine what the problem could be, must be the girls he's been dating. Razzle

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 6:16 PM  

define "gainfully employed"

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 6:51 PM  

I have a feeling he makes more than a sigle guy needs to...

By Blogger the other sarah, at 6:54 PM  

**single** damn. I can't type lately

By Blogger the other sarah, at 6:55 PM  

he IS hot!
but i am left to wonder . . . WHAT'S THE CATCH?

By Blogger angie, at 7:29 PM  

I think the problem is that he hangs out with a guy that looks like the offspring of a steamy affair between Prince and Johnny Depp(Pirates of the Carrabean).

By Anonymous Lizzy, at 7:44 PM  

50 comments already? Geez, mine will be lost in the crowd... Well, I'm a 23 year old heiress, I'm obviously not looking for a sugar daddy, I can make him laugh his ass off, and since I have my own jet, I can come and pick him up whenever.

Only I'm not an heiress. And while I do have my own jet, it isn't that big. It's only two inches.

Speaking of two inches, is that why he can't find a girl? C'mon, you might deny it, but I'm going to need some proof. Get down to O-Town and proove me wrong.

By Blogger Alicia, at 10:31 PM  

damn, you think he'd be interested in a minneapolite (born & raised) but now living in austria? i do make it home for occassional visits.

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 5:13 AM  

Sure - he looks purty when he's drinking and fully clothed.

Let's see him with his shirt off...

By Anonymous hot samantha, at 9:34 AM  

I'm sure it isnt pretty. He looks soft skinny. Not worked out skinny.

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 10:01 AM  

So, I know that I am not the only EX of Trevor's that reads Dan's blog....But I guess I will step up to the plate and let you all in on "THE CATCH." Trevor is a giving, outgoing, exceptionally fun, loyal (to his family and friends), attractive and reliable guy. His family is adorable, his friends are hillarious. His house is impressive. He drives a nice car. And he makes it very easy for women to fall in love with him. He has swept each and every one (all 732) of us off of our feet (dinners, extravagant gifts, tropical vacations). Problem is: Trevor loves the chase, but he has had no staying power. He has no problem meeting women. He has a problem with maintaining the relationship. I hope most of the pattern will be broken now that he is approaching 30. I am guessing that he just hasn't met the right woman yet, because it will only take one to change him. Trevor is a catch for any woman, but the question is "Is Trevor ready to be caught?"

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 10:42 AM  

i think i'm in love

By Blogger MC, at 11:13 AM  

I think names have been changed during the period of this blog to protect the innocent. Both ladies that went to Dublin with you are hot!

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 11:49 AM  

I was curious when a disgruntled ex-lover would make her appearance... lol

She poses a good question though...

By Blogger the other sarah, at 12:07 PM  

This blog is incredible. Starts looking like an auction.

By Anonymous Georg, at 12:39 PM  

I wouldn't call myself a "disgruntled ex-lover," in fact Trevor is now one of my dearest friends. Just trying to dismiss any false connotations that may come about while trying to figure out why on earth this man wouldn't have a woman. Trevor is fantastic and he will break many more hearts than the 732 he already has :). But the only one he will want is the one that finally breaks his.

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 3:09 PM  

Oh my god, this has become a magnificent beast of a post!

60 comments, and 2 of them are from a concerned lady friend who spells out "the trouble with Trevor"...this is blogging at it's finest point. Truly.

By Blogger Elle Marie, at 4:50 PM  

y'all can have him.

i've got my eye on dan.

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 11:49 AM  

Has T called Livelinks? He can chat live with hot, local singles for only five bucks every 10 minutes - same as buying some broad a drink at a bar.

By Blogger stsundown, at 12:19 PM  

so this begs the question:
what about DAN?
i don't recall ever hearing mention of an s.o. on here...
if there isn't one, then, why not?
and if there is, why have we not heard about her/him?
I think you should have a "Find DAN a date contest". Really. We all know you are charming and witty and have good taste in music and wear stylish clothes. We'll forgive the fact that you are a coke drinker and were a socially awkward youngster.
So why are you single??
America wants to know.

By Anonymous lola, at 11:38 AM  

No self respecting gay would date a guy like Dan. All you fag hags (online and IRL) competing for his attention? Bitch please!

Plus, it's pretty clear Dan has a problem with the bottle.

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 1:06 AM  

In my experience, "self-respecting" gays tend to be few and far-between. Gays that have a problem with the bottle are a dime a dozen. Dan likely has to beat them off with a stick. :D I'd date him in a minute if I lived in the land of Mary, Rhoda, Phyllis, & Lou. Oh, and His Purpleness. I'd have to seriously consider moving to MN if TBone was "family."

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 4:50 PM  

You still drink Coke Dan? Didn't that psychic tell you it would ruin your kidneys?

What is up with these vicious anonymous posts lately?

By Blogger stsundown, at 6:00 PM  

Ha! It's awesome that you remember that psychic lady and her predictions. I'm also supposed to watch out for my legs below the knees. Or did I post about that already? Still, good memory, Sundown.

By Blogger dan, at 10:16 PM  

okay, I really just felt it appropriate for there to be 69 comments... okay, sarah, think of something awesome to say... I got nothin.

Oh I can tell you that I thought Rob was Brent, and I thought he was gay... Sorry guys!

By Blogger the other sarah, at 3:42 PM  

I just wanted to hit an even 70.

Thank you to all who commented this has been exciting and educational.


By Anonymous Anonymous, at 7:44 PM  

I've dated Trevor too. I have no clue what his deal is- obviously he's not looking for a tall blonde model who's successful- and recently went to a 34D! His loss... Good luck Trevor!

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 6:17 PM  

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