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Wednesday, February 15, 2006 :::

Bacon In The News

I saw this online today and was thoroughly disgusted. And let me tell you what, it takes something really special to turn me off bacon. Uncle Oinker's Strawberry Flavored Gummy Bacon:

[FP] Some things just shouldn't taste like strawberries. Or be gummy. But you can buy them if you're exceptionally crazy. You'd probably like Circus Peanuts, too.

The absurdity of it reminds me of those bacon-shaped band-aids you can buy. I guess I'm just not sure why you'd want to fool someone into thinking that you've bandaged your finger in bacon, but if you're that type of person, then consider that boat floated.

Also, did you know that we are on the verge of printable bacon? Technology has come a long way, you see, and we are THISCLOSE to having one of those cool sci-fi food generators like they got in Star Trek. I don't know why the author of the article focused so much on the bacon, though, because in reality the technology could be used for just about anything at all. But for some reason, the dude was fixated on revealing a new delivery method for bacon, which I guess really speaks volumes about the universal appeal of non-gummy bacon.

Of course, there is such a thing as too much bacon.

Bacon bacon bacon. I've typed it so much that it's starting to look wrong.

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My dog would love those...

By Anonymous Richard, at 6:31 AM  

where do you find this stuff? heart you for it.

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 9:12 AM  

The little [FP] at the bottom of most of the posts means File Pile. It's where he gets everything.

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 9:33 AM  

That is the most disgusting thing I have ever seen. Ewww!

By Blogger Ex-Addict, at 10:35 AM  

What's grosser than that? For my bachlorette party I recieved bacon shapped maxi pads that (supposably) disguised your womanly smell with the entising aroma of sizzling farm fresh bacon-anyone hungry for a B.L.T.( bacon linned twat)

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 1:05 PM  

Ah, the BLT. Always a favorite.

By Blogger freezio, at 1:25 PM  

I can't believe he finished the sandwich without cardiac arrest.

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 3:59 PM  

I have a very long and odd story about bacon i am going to email you.

By Blogger Biglug, at 5:25 PM  

If it weren't on gross white bread and had mayo that would be my dream sandwich.

I am seriously trying to pretend I didn't read the post about the bachelorette gift, ew.

By Blogger stsundown, at 6:12 PM  

OMG! i HAVE to get this for my friend melissa. she's OBSESSED with bacon. i don't have a clue why, but she is.


By Blogger Honey Bunny, at 6:58 PM  

I must be overtired... I am cry laughing at this post...
I think a bacon band aid is the funniest thing ever

By Blogger Stacy, at 8:37 PM  

I'm the one that made the bacon sandwich, I'm in perfect health right now. To the girl with the bacon maxi pads, feel free to drop me an email.

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 10:35 PM  

I thought you might like to know that your post inspired me in my selection of a gift for a friend. Apparently I should have bought him a dozen eggs as well.

About my friend's bacon birthday present
Picture of his sandwich

By Blogger Scooter, at 7:59 AM  

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