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Wednesday, October 19, 2005 :::

In the Canyon

This is a terrible picture of me taken halfway to the top of the Waimea Canyon, in Kauai.

My camera phone has distorted my face a bit, but the canyons in the background sure are pretty. The sad thing is that we drove for an hour and a half to get to the best lookout for the Napali Coast, but it was fogged out. Nothing to see here, folks.

We we drove back down to the bottom and I bought myself a Hawaiian oven mitt as a souvenir. I'm not bitching, though, because I'm in Hawaii.

::: posted by dan at 10:42 PM :: [ link ] :: (25) comments

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oompa loompa doopity dan, that is what you look like when you use a liquid tan

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Anonymous, at 1:19 AM

I have never used liquid tan in my life. I have never even been tan in my life. I'm glowy white no matter what I do. This is simply bad camera phone.

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dan, at 2:28 AM

Who cares how bad it makes you look, you're still in Hawaii and we're not.

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stapler, at 6:06 AM

Hey Dan,

Next time get out of your backyard and come to Australia?

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Ivan, at 6:20 AM

Why aren't you drinking? do you ever stop?

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Anonymous, at 8:31 AM

All these people picking on poor Dan. Who cares what Danny Boy looks like? (he looks fine, btw)
... As long as he's happy, funny, and having a great time! YOU GO, DAN, YOU GO.

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slaphappyannie, at 8:59 AM

Hope you are having a great time even with the cloud cover.

BTW - I heard that cloud cover can help give you a more even tan!

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Anonymous, at 11:17 AM

Hawaii?? I'm jealous. Say hi to Tattoo and Charro for me...

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Kiddo78, at 4:54 PM

Dan, your face doesn't look distorted to me. Sort of reminds me of Uncle Ray after three days of shore leave in Hawaii during the Vietnam War.

And speaking of Uncle Ray, did you hear he has two black eyes? Well, here's what happened. He was in church last Sunday. Everyone stood up to sing a hymn, and Uncle Ray noticed that the dress on the woman in front of him had wedged in her butt crack. So being the considerate soul he is, he reached over and pulled it out. Would you believe the crazy woman turned around and socked him in the eye? Needless to say, Uncle Ray was a bit chagrined. Well, he was so concerned about upsetting the woman that when she turned back around he reached over and tucked her dress back in.

Remember, while you are in Hawaii you should be on your best behaviour since you are representing the United States of America. There's not much worse than an ugly American overseas.

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billthecatlives, at 5:09 PM

I'm so glad you're having a nice time. After all you work so hard at your job and this website and kickball and your weekend drinking adventures. You deserve a break today! You're the best Dan, you even think of the readers while on vacation. Have you gotten leid yet?

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Anonymous, at 7:51 PM

I am here in MN.

You are there in Hawaii.

THBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB!

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Colleen, at 9:56 PM

you do look a bit like Wanda Wisdom.

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Adam, at 11:17 PM

Hi Dan, do you work? All you seem to do is party all the time? Also, how do you get rid of the top blogger search bar? Cheers Josh

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Joshua, at 7:06 AM

you look chintastic dah-link. and what the hell is so wrong with liquid tan? sheesh. have a wonderful time and don't eat too much Spam.

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kelly, at 8:08 PM

Just remember not to bring any lava rocks home with you! It gets the volcano gods mad (or something)

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Brechi, at 11:07 PM

and btw, i'm very jealous, I've never even gotten leid.

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Brechi, at 11:08 PM

I think Brechi is gay.

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Anonymous, at 12:54 AM

You're blogging? From Hawaii?? What is wrong with you?? Go enjoy the scenery and we can all certainly wait until you get home to see Your Royal Whiteness!

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Anonymous, at 10:12 AM

you look really fat and gay in this photo

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Anonymous, at 10:14 PM

How can he look "fat" you imbecile, you can't even see his body. And refresh my memory, what does "gay" look like again? Do us all a favor and get back to your algebra class, you're hall pass has expired and your stupidity is showing.

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Anonymous, at 8:03 AM

Yeah, dipthong, he says at the very beginning it was a distorted photo. "Anonymous" indeed. And, yes, he does look happy and gay. I would be too if i could get outa here and go somewhere nice. EEEEEEEdiot.

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slaphappyannie, at 7:58 PM

Are you wearing the Sufjan Stevens shirt "Come on Feel the Illinoise" in that picture?

If so I have the same sweet t-shirt!

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Anonymous, at 8:13 PM

Yes I am! Which was awkward because:

a) I'm not from Illinois, and
b) People kept telling me it was spelled wrong.

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dan, at 8:20 PM

Ive seen better mug shots on homosexual silverback gorillas...he looks like a native in this photo

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Anonymous, at 10:36 AM

These mug shots you speak of, where they the ones you posted on your Match.com profile?? Get over yourself.

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Kristina, at 12:01 PM

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