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Monday, September 12, 2005 :::


Art prints. The old and the new, begging the question:

Does Billy Dee Williams really need six-pack abs?

Also, I'd tell you to get your husband's portrait painted on a tambourine featuring a top-hatted Stevie Nicks, but unfortunately, the artist is not accepting commissions right now:

Stevie's favourite musical instrument, enhanced!

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The answer is all action figures should have six-packs. Duh. And oh my god, I must have one of those you think they would replace Stevie with Donny and Marie Osmond? What a hot threesome we would make. Who's a little bit country?

By Blogger brent, at 2:30 PM  

I want a tamborine with Dan and I on it with Dan making his Ford T-Bird Grill Party Face and his incorrect headbanger hand sign.

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 2:59 PM  

I am wondering why noone has sent me the Stevie w/ Unicorn post card. It's free!!!!

By Blogger Kristina, at 3:58 PM  

I really don't think they needed to add extra hips to the Gammorean guard. Sure, he's a green alien boar who can function like a human being with important police-like duties to uphold, but he's got his pride, too. Dammit.

By Blogger Elle Marie, at 7:57 PM  

How much did they shrink Lando Calrissian's head? (or is it just that his shoulders are that much wider?)

I don't like New-Darth. He doens't need the muscles to be evil - in fact, I think the muscles go against his evil-ness. If he were able to bench-press the wright required to build those muscles, he wouldn't have to show off to everyone by blowing up planets.

I don't understand why the tamborine exists.

By Blogger alivicwil, at 11:52 PM  

dan needs to post the picture of Lando I created. He's got what every smooth action figure needs, a big ass can of Colt 45, bitch.

By Blogger stapler, at 6:04 AM  

I want to know what this is all about:

"Tambourine for Ellie Belle of her
aunt/mother, the blue lamp and Stevie"

which is it, Aunt, mother, or both?

By Anonymous duane, at 8:39 AM  

I think the fact that a blue lamp would be on the tambourine is a bit more disturbing...

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 5:12 PM  

Not just any blue lamp, but THE blue lamp.

Maybe the blue lamp is a reference to some key element of Ellie Belle's sordid family secret, wherein her aunt turns out to also be her mother.

By Blogger stsundown, at 9:18 AM  

I've seen a lot of weird stuff on this site, but the weirdest - by far - is that buffed out C-3PO. Are they kidding? HE'S A ROBOT!!!

By Anonymous hbomb, at 9:42 AM  

We all knew C-3PO was gay, I had no idea he was a gym bunny.

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 11:47 AM  

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