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Friday, December 10, 2004 :::

Testicular Dysfunction

Uh oh.

Laptops a Hot Fertility Issue

My current, and most common daily position via camera-phone:

::: posted by dan at 11:01 AM :: [ link ] :: (12) comments Social Bookmark Button

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I totally have the same laptop brah.

By Blogger david, at 11:35 AM  

Totally OT: have you dug into the GG Season II yet? And if so, how is it? What are the best extras? I am waiting for mine from the library - I know . . . not a true true fan . . . tell all.

By Blogger pdxkatie, at 11:42 AM  

Hey, look at it this way. It's male birth control. Now you can have the freedom of being a man-whore!

By Blogger stapler, at 11:55 AM  

Well, yes, if warm laptops also killed the clap.

By Blogger S&J, at 1:06 PM  

What's the big deal, It's not like you can get your box of Kleenex preggie anyway. You don't have to worry about a thing...

By Blogger brent, at 2:00 PM  

I want to know how they measure temperatures of scrotums, what that process is, and if I can sign up as a test subject.

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 2:47 PM  

Didn't I tell you? Well...I said you'd get a tumor, but not being able to have children could be just as debilitating, emotionally speaking.

By Blogger Kristina, at 3:03 PM  

Ahh...that's a bunch of malarchy. Carry on.

By Blogger Kiddo78, at 5:05 PM  

Malarchy? Is that like malaria only for testicals?

By Blogger dan, at 5:06 PM  

Turns out Kiddo is my mom! Malarchy indeed. I think my mom ony married my dad so that she could say malachy Malecki for the rest of her life.

By Blogger Kristina, at 1:35 PM  

I'm not sure what kind of word it is - my friends and I have been saying it since h.s. I think it was a term used by someone's grandpa. For instance, at a game if a ref made a bad call, we'd shout (like an old man), "Awww...that's a bunch of malarchy!" I dunno...

By Blogger Kiddo78, at 8:35 PM  

malarchy: noun, from the Latin root "malar"...just kidding...

I asked this question once a few years back and was told that "malarchy" is the Southern, gentile form of the word bulls*it. I'll take the Yankee version any day...

By Blogger Will, at 1:17 PM  

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