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Friday, December 03, 2004 :::

Jehovacaine for the soul.

Jesus is appearing in dental xrays now:

And that cheese sandwich with the virgin Mary on it that sold for $28,000 on eBay? It's goin' on tour.

::: posted by dan at 5:31 PM :: [ link ] :: (10) comments Social Bookmark Button

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That Jesus-he's such a camera hog.

What pisses me off is that these things happen when you least expect and not when you plan it. Like the time my sis and I took a picture in front of the death place of StoneWall Jackson. Did he bother to show up? No. Rat bastard.

By Blogger lynne, at 7:03 PM  

It's been almost 15 years since Jello Biafra asked "Can God Fill Teeth?" I suppose the long-awaited answer is "Yes."

By Blogger S&J, at 11:51 PM  

How about Hello Kitty on some burnt toast?

By Blogger Tammy, at 3:51 PM  

Um...Hello! Can you say "Photo manipulation." Puh-leease.

Reminds me of the twilight zone episode where the guy was in an asylum and couldn't have anything with patterns (ex. Hello Kitty pajamas), because he saw all kinds of faces and such in them that would come to life and haunt him. I see images in things everyday. Just means I'm "creative". Least that's what a phsycho analyst told me.

By Blogger Colleen, at 6:00 PM  

Did Jesus also bring along the mini oar? What the hell is that thing and why is it there?

By Blogger Will, at 8:47 AM  

I'd be a'scared if Jesus was on my teeth...I'd always be doing that face at my friends and saying, "hey - do I have any Jesus on my teeth?" And that picture of Virgin Mary on the sammich looks more like Wonder Woman to me.

By Blogger Kiddo78, at 4:36 PM  

What would it mean if the Jesus teeth ate the virgin Mary grilled cheese?

Wanda Wisdom

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 1:58 PM  

Now THAT is an experiment worth suggesting.

By Blogger dan, at 2:25 PM  

Even more creepy than the x-ray Jesus?

That weird lower front tooth with a spine in that top x-ray. What the f**k is that????!!!?!???

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 8:08 AM  

Thanks for that...I was beginning to think that no one else noticed it. Some very anxious moments when I considered that I might be the chosen one to view the mini oar/spine miracle of the Jesus teeth...

By Blogger Will, at 8:44 AM  

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