Wednesday, December 01, 2004 :::
This is the best opening sentence to a news article I've ever read:
A man accused of pointing a loaded handgun at a police officer says he's only guilty of wearing tight jeans.
It's not exactly what you think, but it's still kinda funny.
::: posted by dan at 1:33 PM :: [ link ] :: (3) comments
3 previous comments:
Best opening line, yes, but that article also boasts the best closing as well.
Duvall said that's why left the car with the gun sandwiched among some magazines. `The magazines were the bread and the gun was the meat,'' he said.
See, the gun was the meat.
By annie, at 2:25 PM
I have that problem all the time...damn fuzz.
By Kiddo78, at 2:37 PM
Seriously. Who wears such tight pants?
By hot babe, at 3:41 PM
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