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Wednesday, October 20, 2004 :::

Scandal!

I'm trying really really hard not to relish this whole Bill O'Reilly sex scandal story, especially when the man confuses the words "loofah" and "falafel" during a particularly hurl-inducing bout of phone sex. So even though it doesn't seem like the slam-dunkingest sexual harassment case I've ever heard of, I still love it. How does a woman get "forced" into phone sex anyway? Have I been living under the misconception that all telephones come pre-equipped with some sort of disconnect function? But I just hate that man and his "non-partisan" spin-zone so damned much. Even his arch-enemy Al Franken has been able stick with the very mature response of "no comment." But I can't do it. I have to take advantage of this fantastic once-in-a-lifetime opportunity while I still can:

Bill O'Reilly is a married self-righteous hypocrite perv who in the heat of passion confuses bath sponges with a fried staple of Middle Eastern cuisine!!!

Phew, glad I got that off my chest. It's probably exaggerated or perhaps not even true, but it sure does feel good to say about someone you really don't like. Even though now it's been revealed that O'Reilly tried to buy his accuser off with $2 million, but I suppose that doesn't really prove his guilt. Honestly, though... him saying that this whole scandal is just a left-wing plot to affect the outcome of the election is laughably outrageous. He preaches to the choir. And it's a choir of idiots, at that. He's not influencing the vote any more than Michael Moore.


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A Chinese waiter at the Lotus confused me for Al Franken once. I liked it better when a 40 year old said I resembled Randy Travis in 1992. I don't know how in twelve years I've gone from Randy Travis to Al Franken but it just confirms I need to loose some weight. And wear contacts more often.

B*

PS I don't like Bill O'Reilly either. Ha Ha sexy...

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 12:35 AM  




I couldn't agree more! I actually get a kick out of Billy O. He actually makes me laugh when it comes to his fanaticism and arrogance. Nothing that he, or the people he supports, can do anything wrong. Even when he is caught on tape lying he makes excuses. At least Franken can admit a mistake and move on with his life. I agree that Moore is going to sway undecided voters any more than Billy O!

By Blogger bstud268, at 10:54 AM  




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