planetdan

Thursday, October 14, 2004 :::

That is one bad idea.

MSN sponsors a contest for creative people. You can submit your creative ideas and win funding money if people dig them. There are plenty of good ideas on there, but this one is the worst, by far. Just in case the link doesn't work, here is the gyst of it. Holy gross:

"I think someone should come out with ketchup and mustard slices just like slices of cheese. It would be less messy for little kids and you don't have to smack a bottle to get it out. There would be less shirt stains and no spraying mist from careless bottle usage. They would be individualy wrapped just like cheese."

Gag. Can you imagine? I envision it to have the texture and consistency of that rubber-like substance that forms on the top of improperly sealed pudding.

::: posted by dan at 5:19 PM :: [ link ] :: (9) comments

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9 previous comments:

...what a shame if they leave out pickle relish slices.......mmmmmm mmmmmmm mmmmmmm

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SeattleCityGirl, at 5:31 PM

So gross. Plus, what if you need to dip something in ketchup, such as fries. Are you supposed to wrap a handful in a slice of ketchup?

Ugh. My gag reflex is working overtime.

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lynne, at 6:11 PM

Hehe! That's not even remotely practical!

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Roba, at 4:46 AM

My gag reflex has never been activated so much since I began reading this Blog. Yet I continually come back for more...Ketchup slices?? Seriously...

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Kiddo78, at 9:36 AM

I thought the peanut butter slices were going to be yucky, but they are actually pretty good. Who knows, the condiment slices may work out.
Sherry

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Anonymous, at 9:52 AM

But ... but ... think of all the practical jokes you could segue into!

Vanessa
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Anonymous, at 10:50 AM

But ... but ... think of all the practical jokes you could segue into!

Vanessa
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Anonymous, at 10:55 AM

I would kill myself before consuming that.I wonder if as it gets warm it produces that ketchup water you get if you do not shake the bottle....the only reason I know about ketchup water is for some reason I like it on turkey burgers....did I just make that public?I am ashamed of any person ketchup consumtion.

Do you remember Brent commenting on how inappropriate it was to ask for ketchup in duluth?Who was asking for it?I think his reasoning was the restarant had tableclothes and any restarant that has tableclothes is just too upscale for ketchup.How impressive,to have such a knowledge at 17.

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Stacy, at 3:39 PM

I would use it.

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KTG, at 12:48 AM

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