Monday, August 30, 2004 :::
My friend Maurice, while protesting at the Republican National Convention, holds my favoritest protest sign ever:
In case you can't read it, it says: "Ohh why yes Mr. President, I believe that the WMD's are in the basement of the Alamo." If you've seen Pee Wee's Big Adventure then you should be smiling right now (and if you haven't, then to hell with you).
I suppose Pee Wee Herman might not exactly be the best spokesman against the supposed "moral order" of the Republican Party, but he's still Awesome with a capital A (and if you don't think so, then to hell with you).
::: posted by dan at 4:11 PM :: [ link ] :: (21) comments
21 previous comments:
Pee Wee Herman rocked.
Paul Reubens on the other hand is a blemish on society.
By the way, he just turned 52 last week.
By Trekgeekscott, at 9:38 PM
A blemish on society?... I... can't... you just... I don't... OH NO YOU JUST DIDN'T!
By dan, at 10:01 PM
OH YES I DID.
I really have a problem with a guy who gets caught whacking off in public. I mean really, if your gonna whack off, do it in the privacy of your own home.
The guy has enough money to own a home and buy as much porn as he wanted but he decided to go out to a XXX theater and whack off there. Come on PeeWee. Don't show your WeeWee.
This is what I mean by "blemish."
By Trekgeekscott, at 7:37 AM
You seriously felt the need to rhyme pee wee with wee wee? Hmmm. And honestly, the guy was in a porno theater when he was caught. What do you think people do in those places? Sit all proper and try to follow the plot? It's not like he was at a mall or watching Spiderman 2.
By dan, at 9:03 AM
Sorry about the rhyme.
Yes I admit that if you are in a XXX theater, whacking off is somewhat expected. MY POINT THOUGH is that this guy had enough money to build his own theater, show porn and whack off all he wanted. Instead he had to do it in PUBLIC.
By Trekgeekscott, at 9:28 AM
So pee wee is a blemish on society because he did NOT spend his money to build his own personal porno theater? Are you imagining kinda like Michael Jackson's Neverland only without the sno-cones?
By dan, at 10:06 AM
Being arrested for masturbating at a pornographic theater is like being charged with public indecency at a nudist colony. Hello?! It's not like he was giving his boyfriend a hand job at a decent film like oh, let's see Flirting with Disaster or something like that.
By Kristina, at 11:10 AM
OK. We are getting way to defensive of Paul Reubens.
I don't care where in public he was caught whacking off. The fact that he was caught whacking off in public is bad enough for me.
No he doesn't have to build a theater of his own. They did have Videotape at the time. This wasn't the 1960s. Any working stiff could afford a VCR at the time and a porno or two. Or he could have rented a porno at the video store. My point is stay home if you are going to watch porn. Whack off in the comfort of your own home where there is far less chance of worldwide coverage of your indiscretion. Whole lot less embarrassment there.
I am starting to think we are talking about this whacking off a little too much.
I did say I thought that PeeWee Herman was awesome. I loved PeeWees playhouse, and PeeWee's big adventure. He just has a blemish.
By Trekgeekscott, at 2:07 PM
Ya think? The point is that Paul Reubens is funny- see his death scene in Buffy the Vampire Slayer (the movie).
By hot babe, at 9:12 PM
Scott, you have got to learn when to just shut up, because you have just been officially crucified by the Republic of PlanetDan. Sorry dude, but you bit it.
By Colleen, at 9:40 PM
There are certain things you don't mock on Planetdan. One is Paul Ruebens. The other is masturbating in public.
By dan, at 10:53 PM
I don't know when to shut up some times. That is true.
Dan, did you just say that I can't diss people for Masturbating in public? Eh?? Sorry bro. You get caught chokin the chicken in public I am goin to diss ya!
By Trekgeekscott, at 8:06 AM
By dan, at 9:29 AM
I'd rather comment on Maurice's soft soft hair. Protests are for college students and old potheads...maybe a couple of lesbians depending on the issue.
By , at 12:35 PM
I love pee-wee
and he can masturbate in public all he wants
he can also do whatever he wants to his boyfriend while watching flirting with disaster I see nothing wrong with that either. Or he can get drunk and make out under a blanket at a dorm in the company of all his friends.
Or he can make out in a tent with one of his friends.Or at a new years party with one of his friends,friends it's all good.
By the way I remember Maurice's soft hair
By Stacy, at 3:14 PM
By dan, at 4:01 PM
Actually, you should be dissed for using the phrase, "choke the chicken".
By Kristina, at 7:48 AM
I just want to know how I can see a few episodes of Playhouse - we never got to see it over here in the UK, even though we got the films...
By Groc, at 8:25 PM
the secret word of the day is: awesome.
pee wee rocks. thats one of the best protest signs i've seen yet.
who cares if he was whacking off in a porn theater. lots of people do it, and i for one dont hold paul ruebens to a high degree of morality like i would, say, the president...
By Miss Anthrope, at 2:26 PM
WHY DONT ALL OF U SHUT THE FUCK UP? IM GOING TO KILL YOU AND PEEWEE HERMAN FUCKING FAGOTS
By , at 3:37 AM
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By , at 10:01 AM
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