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Thursday, July 08, 2004 :::

A brand new target market.

Europeans are crazy. Yuk. I don't even want to know why they think that men need their own special brand of Kleenex.

And save me your perverted comments. I know what you're thinking.


::: posted by dan at 4:23 PM :: [ link ] :: (8) comments Social Bookmark Button

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Nevermind then.

By Blogger Kristina, at 7:02 PM  




Oh my God! Update your blog.Do you think you are going to keep your faithful fan base on 4 day old kleenex?

By Blogger Stacy, at 11:40 PM  




Ever heard of a weekend? Dan has a social life. Besides, these man-worthy Kleenex can easily last 4 days.

By Blogger dan, at 2:21 PM  




Ah, Daniel, sitting in front of the TV all weekend watching the family channel & zoog disney doesn't constitute a social life. And, if you're going to take a weekend hiatis, then perhaps you could leave us with something better than man kleenex. You're slipping.

By Blogger hot babe, at 4:38 PM  




Look out, Hot Babe's got her sassy face on, everybody.

By Blogger dan, at 5:12 PM  




It's not just the Kleenex brand, either. I was in the grocery store last week and every brand here (in Dublin) is selling 'MAN-sized' tissues.

If we can choose to have things man-sized, then I would like a sign to put over my bed that says 'MAN-sized only products here.' Just, you know, for clarification.

By Blogger Tamar, at 5:19 AM  




That must be like the low-carb trend in America. This, too, shall pass. When they invent man-sized toilet paper and you have to mount a roll of Bounty paper towels in your bathroom, that's when you'll know it's gone too far.

By Blogger dan, at 10:52 AM  




WRONG! Man size tissues are great. Especially when you have a cold and stuff. It's like blowing your nose in an ultra-soft disposable duvet!

Almost makes being ill worthwhile.

By Anonymous J'bo., at 9:47 AM  




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