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Wednesday, November 02, 2005 :::

Pop goes the weasel.

When we were in grade school, K-Mack had a rabbit hutch in her backyard. Separated in the rabbit hutch were two of the biggest male rabbits I'd ever seen, which K-Mack's brother had caught in a neighborhood arboretum. Strategically placed under the hutch was a sled that was overflowing with all of the rabbit poop that would sift through the hutch's chicken-wire flooring. And when you let the poor things out to play, they just humped anything and everything in sight, mostly each other.

In spite of all the poop, humping bunnies can be cute, I guess.
[FP]

K-Mack gets embarrassed when I tell that story. I think she worries that people think she was mistreating animals by forcing two helpless bunnies to live hovering mere inches above a mountain of their own waste.

She also gets embarrassed when I tell people that she has had sex dreams about Elvin from the Cosby Show:

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Ewww, ha ha and once again, ewwwwww.

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kelly, at 7:21 PM

You should get K-Mack a humping bunnies t-shirt

http://threadless.com/submission/12090.html

or car badge

http://p3racing.net/p3racing/forsale/humpingbunnies-sil.html

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billthecatlives, at 8:33 PM

kelly, I concure.

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Colleen, at 8:58 PM

Elvin...seriously Elvin - bunny waste is better looking.

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Anonymous, at 10:58 PM

Dan... I'm not gonna lie about it. Just like K-Mack, I've had Elvin sex dreams also. :/

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Anonymous, at 11:59 PM

Rabbits.....the furry tool of homos like Dan

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Anonymous, at 7:00 AM

For the record, it was ONE sex dream, not sex dreams.

I would like to mention they were tame, not wild rabbits that someone had released into nature. My brother found them, scared and helpless. Really, my family is not backwoods rabbit people. I swear!

OH, and Dan, stop telling people these things!

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Kristina, at 7:37 AM

K-Mack:

All's fair in sharing roomie secrets - give us some dish on Dan!!!

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Anonymous, at 8:39 AM

K-Mack, you're not like that crazy rabbit lady in Michael Moore's Roger & Me, are you?

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stapler, at 10:30 AM

I don't even remember Elvin...

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Spider, at 12:36 PM

Elvin. It's like almost having the cooliest name in the world, and then having your teevee parents whimp out by replacing an s with an n. Which, by the way also defined his rather spineless, and yet oddly sexist character on the show.

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Anonymous, at 12:47 PM

Elvin once. BUT. ask K-mack how many times she's dreamt about doin' it to Tom Skerrit. Gross.

Sorry Kris, but Dan doesn't have anything nearly as embarrassing...or does he?

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brent, at 1:58 PM

Holy crap, I'm with her on the Tom Skerritt thing...except for the scene in "Poison Ivy" where Drew Barrymore ripped his toupee off. That wasn't as hot. But yeah, I'd even take him as the "River Runs Through It" preacher. Amen, indeed.

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J-Money, at 2:44 PM

From the K-Mack blogger profile...

Zodiac Year: Rabbit

"The truth is out there"

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Anonymous, at 4:28 PM

Two things I've learned about dreams:

1) You usually can't control them, and shouldn't be blamed for them.

2) Some dreams just shouldn't be shared, because they'll be thrown back at you for as long as you live.

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Christina Martin, at 11:56 AM

I know this is now an OLD post, but I do have a few things to say.

1. Stapler, the crazy rabbit lady is exactly who I had in mind when I made my comment about my family NOT being backwoods rabbit people.
2. J-Money, I think the scene in Poison Ivy that you are referring to ended my crush upon Tom Skerritt, too bad.
3. I could share some Dan stuff, but I don’t really want to escalate things, he’s mean and prepared to back it up.

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Kristina, at 10:32 AM

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