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Wednesday, November 09, 2005 :::

Cooter Charged

Hmm. This one hit a little too close to home:

Son charged in quadruple murder

Just an excerpt:
His brother-in-law... was attacked from behind and beaten to death in his family room as he worked on a computer... His sister was fatally bludgeoned in the foyer of her home.

Hours later, he allegedly returned to his parents' Naperville home and fatally shot them as they slept... each died of bullet wounds to the head.

Dude's been at my house. I even have a picture of his backside (nsfw).

::: posted by dan at 11:16 PM :: [ link ] :: (28) comments

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Holy smokes, that's freaky. Dude looks a bit crazy. And he's checking out that gals butt as she is standing up.

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katie, at 2:39 PM

sweet jesus. only a rapist/child molester has been at my house (my sister's grade school classmate.) such a weird feeling.

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Gina, at 2:43 PM

That's freaking scary. Did you know him before kickball?

The worst criminal that's been in my house has been, well... probably me.

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Anonymous, at 3:28 PM

Seriously!! How much money would you have to steal from your family before it seems like the best plan is to kill your mom, dad, sister and her husband??!!?? Not to mention that if you are doing this in an attempt to cover up your other crimes, shouldn't you be a little more careful? Somewhere in there was a failure in his logic...

I've heard a little talk about this on the news, but hadn't read a full article until now. Now I can say that I read the blog of a guy who played kickball with a murderer...

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Maggie, at 3:36 PM

I knew him before kickball, but I've never known him well.

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dan, at 4:02 PM

I love that the Jpg is called "murderass"

Other than that, I'm freakin' spooked.

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Bewareoftheblog, at 5:07 PM

I have a feeling that we won't be the only people checking out that ass now he's gone to the Big House. Oh dear :(

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Lubin, at 5:11 PM

Whoa...creepy.

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ab, at 5:18 PM

does a jock strap make your ass look good? or does being a murderer make your ass look good?
maybe just being a greasy cooter makes your ass look good.

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jeremy, at 5:22 PM

did he shave his ass for that particular evening? it looks like it's as smooth as glass.

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alarcon, at 5:41 PM

most criminals, or at least those committing these kinds of crimes are not the brightest stars in the sky . . . my most eerie bursh with a felon was at work, I was working for the Innocence Project and one of my client's looked exactly (including the glasses) like my father. I e-mailed the image (it was public record) to my Mom, and she said, how did you get your Dad's photo on a mug shot, thinking I had photo-shopped it. It really freaked my Dad out too (and made him but new glasses.

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kelly, at 5:53 PM

Let's hope that he doesn't get out on bond and that the conviction sticks. Seems that he'd be the type to take revenge on Dan for posting his ass and mug shot for all to see. Scary!

The closest I've been to someone that crazy was when the Abortion Clinic & Olymics Bomber walked through my campsite.

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Anonymous, at 6:42 PM

He may not have been popular in high school but I bet he will be very popular in prison.

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Anonymous, at 7:20 PM

Remember he is innocent until convicted in a court of law

So anyway what correctional facility is he staying at? Maybe I could send him a few post cards from Thailand & Indonesia this holiday season?

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Anonymous, at 9:59 PM

Just look at his ears, it's an (almost) proven fact that if you have low ears you are some sort of a criminal. Let's all pitch in for a Greasy Cooter soap on a rope.

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nancy, at 10:04 PM

My cousin in California, whom I've never met, killed his neice in a drug induced state of rage. He stabbed her several times while she was sleeping. She was 11.

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stapler, at 7:07 AM

At first I thought you were going to say you sat behind Matt Damon because he looks a little like him in the top picture. Then I saw the deranged mug shot. Nope, not Matt Damon. Damn. I know how you appreciate a good celebrity sighting.

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Anonymous, at 7:29 AM

holy shit that's scary. does this kind of thing happen in your neck of the woods a lot? because maybe we won't move there. i can't be having rapists and murderers living in the same city as me. no way. no how!

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Honey Bunny, at 7:40 AM

So, were these pics (other than the mug shot) taken before or after he'd gone on his little rampage? It's creepy enough that you know the guy, but to have been hanging out with him after the fact..{{{shiver}}}.

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Colleen, at 8:43 AM

No, the kickball pics was taken a few weeks before and the butt pic was taken over a year ago.

Phew.

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dan, at 8:50 AM

sadly, his cute ass won't look like that after a few weeks in the group showers of the big house.

might as well exhange that heather-in-a-heart for a bulls-eye.

bastard.

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Anonymous, at 9:07 AM

Dan, what kind of parties are you throwin where dudes show up in jock straps for pants? That should have been your first sign that the guy wasn't all there.

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Anonymous, at 1:10 PM

Not digging the mug shot, but I have to concur that the ass is pretty cute.

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Dennis!, at 1:35 PM

oh man, that's creepy. My mom sent me some cookies many years ago that were cushioned in my hometown newspaper. And there was the mug shot of a guy that I knew from school who had stabbed a guy to death.

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vespabelle, at 2:21 PM

I totally thought it was Matt Damon too, at first.

His ass looks pretty red in that pic, maybe lots of slapping of the ass drove him to his crime?

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Anonymous, at 9:30 PM

If Cooter is guilty of anything, it is not doing enough squat thrusts.

That ass is is like 10 lbs of chewed Bubble Yum

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Anonymous, at 11:41 AM

Dan,
I hope your crazy, pink assed, will-kill-anything-in-sight pal doesn't have access to a computer in the slam. And I sure hope he doesn't get off on some kind of technicality. If he does, you should, like, move Dude...if you get my drift.
signed,
A concerned reader from Manhattan

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Anonymous, at 3:13 PM

Hey, I didn't say I think he did it or anything. I'm just posting the news. I have no idea if he did it. As for the ass pic, that's been on the web for quite some time now. He wore a jock strap to a halloween party for chrissakes. He obviously doesn't mind if people see his ass.

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dan, at 3:35 PM

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