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Sunday, November 06, 2005 :::

Why animals are better/smarter than dan.

I can barely stay upright on a trampoline. This goat has more natural balance than dan:


[If you want, you can read about why a boy is jumping on a trampoline with a goat.]

Unlike dan, this dancing goat would probably never punch his fist into the air during a Guns n' Roses song no matter how much he drank:


[Sadly, I don't know the origin of this photo.]

Dan can't water-ski and is afraid to try:


[This cat actually has a better physique than dan, too.]

Unlike this kangaroo, dan would probably lose in any fight, and has no idea how to throw a punch:


[Dan isn't afraid of getting his picture taken, tho.]


::: posted by dan at 11:42 PM :: [ link ] :: (9) comments Social Bookmark Button

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The goat dancing to the accordian is from the website

www.toothpastefordinner.com
It's a daily web cartoon site. He holds a contest for people to submit photos of themselves in his shirts to win prizes. I belive the goat did well.

By Anonymous jamie, at 7:10 PM  




The goat dancing to the accordian is from the website

www.toothpastefordinner.com
It's a daily web cartoon site. He holds a contest for people to submit photos of themselves in his shirts to win prizes. I belive the goat did well.

By Anonymous jamie, at 7:11 PM  




What got me about the ADHD/goat story was this paragraph: "The family has dogs, cats, guinea pigs, rabbits, turtles, a parrot and a gerbil named Joe, but those somehow don't have the same effect on David as the goats."

First...why is only the gerbil so significant as to name? Second, I'm glad I live no where near Miami Township...the smell of poo has to be staggering.

By Blogger Monkey, at 10:09 PM  




I can't imagine trying to put a shirt on a goat. I am sure the goat has concievable frame of reference for that type of activity.

By Blogger The Bourbon Samurai, at 10:19 PM  




And they smell better.

By Blogger Kristina, at 8:25 AM  




Shouldnt he find some other friends, maybe other boys? I love the picture of the goat about to head butt him.

Another thing that comes to mind is that he will most likely turn into the "goatboy" character on SNL.

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 9:25 AM  




however, none of these animals are nearly as self-depricating as dan.

By Blogger Hubs, at 9:42 AM  




Is it just me, or does the goat dancing to the accordion in photo 2 look just a LITTLE too much like Jar Jar Binks from The Phantom Menace? I think we know where Mr. Lucas is getting his ideas, and I think Dan should be expecting some royalty checks.

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 4:55 PM  




Did you have sex with those aninals you crazy mother f*er

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 12:55 PM  




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