Monday, July 13, 2009 :::
Today must be Sympathy for The Poor Little Animals day on the internet or something because I'm sensing a pattern in my random web surfing. For instance:
Awwww, poor little squirrel!
Although the genuine sympathy might be diluted by the copywriter's allusion to a certain perverted internet meme. If you don't know what I'm talking about, you don't want to know.
Awwww, poor little monkey!
Or is that an orangutan? I can never tell.
Awwww, poor little pooch!
Although there is a story to go along with this one, and a happy ending, to boot!
Awwww, poor little baby efelant!
Suck it up, dumbo. Oops, I guess I'm all out of sympathy for the day.
::: posted by dan at 11:04 PM :: [ link ] :: (5) comments
5 previous comments:
ok, squirrel stuck in a cup? funnay.
Pewking monkey-chimp thing? LOLZ, I guess.
Puppy with a FORK IN IT'S HEAD!??!! OMFG. How does that happen?!?! ACK!
By patently-absurd, at 6:38 PM
Oh the poor puppy. I'm so glad you said the story had a happy ending.
All I can see in the monkey picture is the dude's buttcrack.
By Hope, at 10:14 PM
The monkey is just a fiberglass sculpture. I hope that's not too disappointing. It was for me.
By , at 7:23 AM
One day, I helped a woman take a jagged can off the head of a homeless kitten. It was actually very sad...thank goodness Two Girls, One Cup hadn't hit the internet waves yet.
And I agree with Hope...all I can see is the mail slot on that dude in the monkey throw up pic.
By L. Britt, at 9:22 PM
Take a closer look at the picture of the barfing primate. There is another primate in the pic showing some crack. Ass crack that is.
By , at 7:43 AM
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