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Friday, November 07, 2008 :::
| Animated Friday (Parenting is Hard Edition)! |
I don't ever want kids. For many different reasons. Most likely because I'm utterly selfish at heart. But also because I know I'm so clumsy that it would be risky to allow any kid within five feet of me. Kinda like these parents:
Whhheeeeeeeee!
Whhheeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Whhheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
::: posted by dan at 5:40 PM ::
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4 previous comments:
Teach your parents well...
By , at
9:10 PM
the second one KILLED me!
By Kristi, at
5:28 PM
I see a pattern here. This is a perfect opportunity to geek out. It appears that each parent forgets Newton's first law of motion.
"Every object in a state of uniform motion tends to remain in that state of motion unless an external force is applied to it."
I like the first one where the guy loses himself in the moment and "goes for the ball", as a real man would do, forgetting that his kid is attached to the bat.
By Peter, at
7:05 AM
HA good one Dan, butt a few side note...you need to be with a woman in order to have children. Plus Elmer Fudd you would have to stop the ole' bunghole trick, alcohol and ding dongs before a woman would let you into the hell cavern for fear of catching the booty flu.
Lets throw ya a gi'ou'me parade yeh wee homosexual twit
FATTY
By , at
8:29 AM
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