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Friday, April 04, 2008 :::

Cuteness Quiz

I'm sick of seeing that hairy-eared guy every time I pull up my site, so here is a page-pushing blog post to save the day AND our eyes:

Which of these baby animals is the cutest?

A. Elephant:

B. Hippo:

C. Rhino:

There is a clear loser here. In fact, I hear this noise every time I look at that baby rhino pic. Man, is that thing ugly. It's so ugly its mama doesn't even love it. There's very few baby animals that aren't cute by default, but that thing looks like the mutant baby in Eraserhead. Barf.

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Baby Elephant FTW.

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 4:45 PM  

The baby hippo wins my vote for cutest. But for the record that baby elephant is far uglier than the baby rhino.

By Anonymous August, at 12:20 AM  

Oh no! I love the baby rhino! I would knit him little booties and name him Clokey.

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 2:44 AM  

Clearly, the rhino is cutest, because (s)he isn't trying!
Both the elephant and the hippo _know_ they are cute and loved, they are trying way too hard to look cute. I'm all for natural cuteness!

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 6:10 AM  

B. Baby Hippo!

By Blogger Liz, at 4:14 PM  

baby hippo all the way!

By Blogger Angela, at 10:10 AM  

The hippo for sure.

By Blogger CampBlood, at 12:05 PM  

If I am forced to choose between these three photos, I choose B, the hippo. But I think in general, baby elephants are cuter. You just picked a horrible picture of one, probably in some unethical gerrymandering scheme for the hippo's campaign. Baby elephants' cuteness is also enhanced when seen in video. Yay!

By Blogger Zoe, at 12:25 PM  

"... name him Clokey." made me choke on my apple.


By Anonymous Anonymous, at 3:22 PM  

The baby elephant is really adorable

By Blogger Jay Amabile, at 12:43 PM  

Actually I was going to say the baby rhino. Then again, I'm a sucker for the underdog.

By Anonymous Lily, at 10:01 PM  

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